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 Post subject: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
PostPosted: February 22, 2010 8:32 pm 
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10. They criticize all of the tailgating pictures with comments like "You should have seen him LAST time..."


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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
PostPosted: March 4, 2010 3:03 pm 
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From our home office in Ringling, MT:

10. We’re heading to an out of town wedding that weekend.
9. The kids loaded a virus on our computer and I couldn’t get on Ticketmaster
8. The dog ate the calendar – didn’t know when the tickets went on sale.
7. I'm too cheap to buy tickets via Stub Hub
6. We let our daughter schedule a wedding that weekend
5. We have a funeral ….I just know someone is going to die that day
4. I’m not on Buffettnews.com but should have been.
3. My wife bought Manilow tickets instead
2. I’ve gotta work

And the number one reason....

1. I hate having a good time

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PostPosted: March 4, 2010 3:04 pm 
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9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."

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PostPosted: March 4, 2010 3:12 pm 
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East Texas Parrothead wrote:
9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."



"here's the bite I got to prove it!"

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PostPosted: March 4, 2010 3:45 pm 
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JollyMon66 wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:
9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."



"here's the bite I got to prove it!"


Perfect. Just perfect.

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PostPosted: March 4, 2010 4:10 pm 
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They say, "I've never been much of a fan. He's only ever had one hit, anyway"

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
PostPosted: March 5, 2010 6:49 pm 
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