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Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby JollyMon66 » March 7, 2010 1:00 pm

From the home office in Buzios:

10. You’re talking about Jimmy and he’s asking you if they have an early bird special… :P
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby SeattleParrotHead » March 7, 2010 1:05 pm

9. You're talking about Jimmy and he says "Oh, yeah . . he's the guy that did that Margaritaville song."
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby bravedave » March 7, 2010 6:18 pm

8. After your hotel/disco/den-of-iniquity burns to the ground, he buys the property to prevent you from rebuilding/reopening.

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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby Parrothead27330 » March 7, 2010 7:13 pm

7. They ask why you show up to his concerts before noon when the concert doesn't start until 8:00.
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby Conolulu » March 7, 2010 7:36 pm

6)They report you to the Homeowners Association for the "Tacky Flamingos" you have in your yard.












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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby flipflopgirl » March 7, 2010 8:27 pm

Conolulu wrote:6)They report you to the Homeowners Association for the "Tacky Flamingos" you have in your yard.












:roll: yep..really happened.


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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby carolinapiratechik » May 12, 2010 4:55 pm

4. Jimmy Buffett, isn't he Warren's brother?
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby ScarletB » May 12, 2010 5:39 pm

3. Their 7 year old comes into your house and says "I think you have way too much Jimmy Buffett stuff!"
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby lati2d » May 12, 2010 9:37 pm

2. When people come up to you and ask: What do your license plates mean? Lati2d & FINZ2RT.
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby pair8head » May 13, 2010 8:23 am

And the #1 way to know your neighbor isn't a Parrothead.











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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby citcat » May 13, 2010 11:45 am

There's no number 5.
ok,
5. They ask why you have so many luau-themed parties and why you paint up the windows of your van with obscure sayings like: "Party at the End of the World" and "Here We Are" and "Got Salt?" and "Buffett or Bust", etc....... :lol:
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead

Postby carolinapiratechik » May 13, 2010 12:13 pm

There's no number 5.


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