chalksoperations wrote:A great deal of traveling. Navy taught me how to fly planes and avoid housework...for 6 months at a time. Been fortunate to visit many countries, when the most dangerous part of it was avoiding the clap and local girls fathers. I've flown a DC-9 around the world and slept under the northern lights, learned how to crack a coconut in the Marshall Islands. Climbed Mt. Fuji twice, been in the tombs of Rameses at Luxor, and woke up in the love den of a New Orleans whore who had a whiskey voice so husky it could tow a sled. I've smuggled contraband conch from the Exumas through cocaine alley and served in a couple wars.
And I have an odd tattoo. Reads MAC
...but when I get real horny it says
PROPERTY OF MIAMI-DADE COUNTY ATHLETIC CLUB
LonePalm1 wrote:Im almost 24 years old and ive never been on an airplane.. actually, ive never been outta the midwest. ;(
You still have plenty of time... I was 32 before I ever left Texas, other than vacations spent in Colorado, Arizonia and California, all by car. Just remember a few simple rules for flying....
1.) the guy beside you, whether known or unknown, REALLY doesn't want you to draw blood on takeoff,
2.) it's called condensation NOT smoke,
3.) the wings have flaps and they are SUPPOSE to look broke
4.) If you don't drink, you should NOW
5.) if you get reallllly scared the captain DOES come talk to you and
6.) if you are really nice, you can leave with his pair of wings...
This thread being resurrected just proves one thing: be careful what you post..very careful! I'm unique because: I know a little bit of a LOT of stuff, and can find no way to get paid for it. I'm the first one to do the "resurrection shuffle" in this area of the country in 1972. I've been on tv in Louisville, KY twice, Houston, TX once. I'm an expert in all forms of birth control and since I've turned 50, all forms of hormonal stuff. And I'm unique in all kinds of areas I can't discuss. But in a good way.
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
I am an accountant with a personality, I think.
I have received speeding tickets in every state on the eastern seaboard and several more inland. But I made it from Savannah GA to Boston MA in 14.5 hours in a 4 cylinder Jetta.
My one particular habor is Anse Chastenet in St. Lucia
parrothead517 wrote:i am 15 years old n my friends think i'm too obsessed with Buffett
hunny...ive been since i was in pre-school...i used to hide in the car and my parents have almost taken me to concerts numerous times since i was a baby...
