Mindbender #681

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Mindbender #681

Post by SMLCHNG »

Almost half of Americans say they will not buy anything from a company that does this... (no it's not pornographic)
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Re: Mindbender #681

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uses child labor
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outsources
builds stuff overseas
builds stuff in China
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Re: Mindbender #681

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advertises on a TV show they don't like

has Alec Baldwin as a corporate spokesman

makes lousy beer
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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make contributions to a political party
party on Sunday
party out of bounds
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Re: Mindbender #681

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Advertises on channel 9 in the middle of the night
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discriminate against some group of people (I hope this is wrong, that number should be closer to 100%)
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Re: Mindbender #681

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Makes their product out of THIS........
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Re: Mindbender #681

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big john wrote:Makes their product out of THIS........
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Re: Mindbender #681

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HINT: It's nothing mean or nasty, more of an annoyance
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Re: Mindbender #681

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uses telemarketing!!!

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Re: Mindbender #681

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shouts at them in the commercial
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puts flyers on their door/window/under the door mat
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Has singing commercials?
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Re: Mindbender #681

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will not take returns
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Re: Mindbender #681

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Cold calls
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Re: Mindbender #681

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Features that punk by the name of Justin Bieber in anything other than mockery.
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Re: Mindbender #681

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Insults their intelligence in their commercials.
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Re: Mindbender #681

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doesn't have free parking
doesn't accept checks or credit cards
doesn't give cash refunds (store credit only)
won't match competitor's pricing
won't take coupons
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Re: Mindbender #681

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ANSWER: They misspell the customer's name in a direct mail piece
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