Mindbender #980
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Mindbender #980
A survey of married men found that a woman who has a ________ makes the best wife...
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Re: Mindbender #980
Large bank account/large trust fund? A 2000 inch tv that shows only football? Guess you can’t tell I’ve been married for a really, really, really long time.
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Re: Mindbender #980
A good job? No, actually a good sense of humor?
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…..
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Re: Mindbender #980
hips and a core conducive for giving birth.
Or at least that is what I read on Facebook...
Or at least that is what I read on Facebook...
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Re: Mindbender #980
Another plus is a good mother.
My MIL is a real gem.... we were down in San Francisco last weekend to celebrate her 90th b'day. Her mother (my wife's grandmother) lived to 99 and by all appearances she (my MIL) will do the same.
My MIL is a real gem.... we were down in San Francisco last weekend to celebrate her 90th b'day. Her mother (my wife's grandmother) lived to 99 and by all appearances she (my MIL) will do the same.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…..
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Re: Mindbender #980
nymphomaniac twin sister
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…..
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Re: Mindbender #980
I'll answer this in verse:
Oh, I have found the perfect wife,
I could not ask for more —
She's deaf and mute and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
-"BB"-
Oh, I have found the perfect wife,
I could not ask for more —
She's deaf and mute and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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Re: Mindbender #980
Bicycle Bill wrote: ↑February 3, 2018 11:06 pm I'll answer this in verse:
Oh, I have found the perfect wife,
I could not ask for more —
She's deaf and mute and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
-"BB"-
Who's got the rum?