Favorite Captain Quote

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Which do you consider to be your favorite Captain quote?

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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34%
"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego ... brains don't mean a s***!" - CAPTAIN TONY TARRACINO
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34%
"KHAAAAANNNN!!!" - CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
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7%
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale." - CAPTAIN AHAB
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3%
"Got a little Captain in you?" - CAPTAIN MORGAN
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17%
"A cereal that stays crunchy ... even in milk." - CAP'N CRUNCH
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6%
 
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Post by surfpirate »

15 Pirate Captains of the Carribean; 18 oversexed Captain Tony wannabes; 4 trekkies (trekkers?); 8 rum addicts; 3 cereal lovin' kids at heart; and 1 literature fan

I made a t-shirt once that had the word CAPTAIN in block letters on the front pocket over a ship's wheel. The back had these six Captain's Quotes on it (plus a few others) printed on a large "treasure map looking" sheet of parchment. Obviously I couldn't market the shirt because none of these quotes are mine (don't want Captain Tony's lawyers after me), but it's still one of my favorite personal shirts. Gives the people standing in a bank line behind me something to read. :D

~~~~~~~ surfpirate

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Post by pair8head »

Hmmm, what about

"Bring me my Brown pants"
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Post by Grams »

Gotta go with Capt. Jack!!~ :lol:
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Post by Dally »

Captain Jack.....of course!

"Why is the rum gone!" - Now THAT is a damn good quote and question! :lol:
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