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BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by alphabits » May 16, 2014 10:14 am

Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?

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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by dnw » May 16, 2014 10:42 am

alphabits wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?

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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by Saltx3 » May 16, 2014 2:31 pm

alphabits wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?
HA!!! Good One!!!
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda


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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by PA Parrot » May 16, 2014 3:15 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?
HA!!! Good One!!!
Phewwww! I think my heart actually stopped for a minute!!
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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by Rabbitz » May 16, 2014 7:38 pm

PA Parrot wrote:
Phewwww! I think my heart actually stopped for a minute!!
That is quite serious.

You should see a doctor.

Is there a doctor in the cove?

Hmmmm

"Duckett goes to Med School"?

(Imagine Duckett with a prescription pad...)
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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by sistergoldenhair » May 16, 2014 9:42 pm

Rabbitz wrote:
PA Parrot wrote:
Phewwww! I think my heart actually stopped for a minute!!
That is quite serious.

You should see a doctor.

Is there a doctor in the cove?

Hmmmm

"Duckett goes to Med School"?

(Imagine Duckett with a prescription pad...)

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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by RinglingRingling » May 17, 2014 7:48 am

maybe an appearance by a cove resident heading for the cigar shop

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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by Bicycle Bill » May 17, 2014 3:21 pm

[quote="translation from "L'emballage de Paris pour Poissons", which"]In a surprise news release, the organizers of the Tour de France have announced the results of their internal investigation into the doping scandals that have surrounded the Tour in recent years and culminated in the vacating of the titles of the race from 1999 through 2005.  After hours of testimony and reams of statements and other medical evidence, they have reached the conclusion that the culture of doping was so pervasive throughout the professional peloton that no rider from this time period is clean enough to be considered a worthy champion.

They have therefore determined, after much review and research, that the cleanest cyclist still riding is former semi-pro racer "Bicycle Bill" Sxmnhndmjs (garbled in transmission), who was last known to be comfortably retired on the island republic of Critter Key and was reportedly operating a beach bike rental service.  He has been awarded the honor of "Le Grand Champion qui Reste" for the affected time period, and attempts are being made to contact him and urgently request that he come out of retirement and form a team to take part in this year's Tour in an effort to restore the sport's integrity in the eyes of the public.[/quote]
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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by Rabbitz » May 17, 2014 4:58 pm

Bicycle Bill wrote:[quote="translation from "L'emballage de Paris pour Poissons", which"]In a surprise news release, the organizers of the Tour de France have announced the results of their internal investigation into the doping scandals that have surrounded the Tour in recent years and culminated in the vacating of the titles of the race from 1999 through 2005.  After hours of testimony and reams of statements and other medical evidence, they have reached the conclusion that the culture of doping was so pervasive throughout the professional peloton that no rider from this time period is clean enough to be considered a worthy champion.

They have therefore determined, after much review and research, that the cleanest cyclist still riding is former semi-pro racer "Bicycle Bill" Sxmnhndmjs (garbled in transmission), who was last known to be comfortably retired on the island republic of Critter Key and was reportedly operating a beach bike rental service.  He has been awarded the honor of "Le Grand Champion qui Reste" for the affected time period, and attempts are being made to contact him and urgently request that he come out of retirement and form a team to take part in this year's Tour in an effort to restore the sport's integrity in the eyes of the public.
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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by jbfinscj » May 18, 2014 6:12 am

PA Parrot wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?
HA!!! Good One!!!
Phewwww! I think my heart actually stopped for a minute!!

Congrats Linda and Kevin!!!! Awesome news.... Just because your having another child doesn't mean you have to quit going to Buffett shows. I think we need a BN critters strip announcing this great news!
I'm back to livin' Floridays
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Re: BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

Post by Saltx3 » May 18, 2014 8:26 am

jbfinscj wrote:
PA Parrot wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:I think one of the strippers needs to become "in the family way".
Are you trying to tell us something?
HA!!! Good One!!!
Phewwww! I think my heart actually stopped for a minute!!

Congrats Linda and Kevin!!!! Awesome news.... Just because your having another child doesn't mean you have to quit going to Buffett shows. I think we need a BN critters strip announcing this great news!
Thank goodness -- we've got a small fortune wrapped up in tickets, busses, hotels & gas money for our summer shows. We would have to postpone the kid's college fund contributions until they were 80.
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda


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