Critterville Cove Planning Committee

[surfpirate]

. .I heard a rumor that in this magical land . . . beer comes right out of the kitchen faucet . . . .

. .

It's a cool island and beach town.





















But it's not OZ.

[Joetown Parrothead]

Critterville Cove Country Club & Critterville Cove Smoke House & BBQ would like to introduce our new PARTNER & half owner: Mr Tommy Bahama will be the General Manager of the Country Club, Pool, Riding Stables and Tennis courts. BR will be the General Manger of all Smokehouse BBQ, catering, party planning and entertainment for Tommy & BR inc!


We would also like to introduce the Lovely SHANNON as head Beer Wench incharge of Beverage Distribution on the Golf Course!

[pojo]

OMG..... this is awesome

[Desdamona]

Well, I do possess a PHarmact license... if the "powers that be" in Critterville
will accept one from PHlorida, I could be your local "drug dispenser". I would,
however require a prescription from a local MD... and I'm not sure we have
one yet. As "Desdamona, RPh` I'm sure I'd be quite popular. And my baked goods
would be as well.

[UAHparrothead]

Does Critterville need a church?!?

Of course we do! you can save us from ourselves!

Plus we need someone to perform all those marriages, baptisms etc.

And there's nothing wrong with a church looking like a tiki bar....right? You'll definitely help keep our community grounded.

I like it!! First Tiki Church of Critterville

[PHAW Webmistress]

The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.


We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 3:00PM EST, June 12, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher ( Conolulu )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course ( Joetown Parrothead )
job searching and undecided as yet ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
High Priestess of Critterville ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
a fixture on a barstool ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )



And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites.

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate

you don't want pimptress?

[surfpirate]

you don't want pimptress?

Of course we do! An oversight on my part ... I'm sorry. THE LIST on page 1 has been updated.

[PHAW Webmistress]

you don't want pimptress?

Of course we do! An oversight on my part ... I'm sorry. THE LIST on page 1 has been updated.

But Janice is my best girl and claims the highest amount

[nutmeg]

My jewelry store "Mango Dreams" will be open in Critterville cove.

I will sell my Coral Reefer Bracelets. Example below.



Also I'm good at herding cats

Ok that's a big picture. Anyone who can smaller it is welcome to

[PHAW Webmistress]

My jewelry store "Mango Dreams" will be open in Critterville cove.

I will sell my Coral Reefer Bracelets. Example below.



Also I'm good at herding cats

Ok that's a big picture. Anyone who can smaller it is welcome to

Nancy that is BEAUTIFUL! Do you have a website (gotta keep up on my pimping skills )

[nutmeg]

No website for selling. Our store has an informational website, but that is it. My business (Mango Dreams) is part of an artists co-op called "Imagine That!"

http://www.imaginethatmidland.com/

[C-Dawg]

I'd like to nominate a song as our National Anthem....I wrote it with the help of our Poet Laureate, 'Bits.......so, here it is......

CRITTERVILLE

Drinking some cheap wine,
Enjoyin' the sunshine;
Baking those wannabe’s all covered in oil.
Listenin’ to Jimmy, on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp–
They're beginnin' to boil.

We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.

Get greeted by BG,
Wine served by Penny,
Ravi and Jack make the alcohol flow.
Big Phan helps us learn more,
Citcat's in the bookstore,
And Auntie's in charge of the entire show.

We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.

C-Dawg runs a Dive shop,
’Bits hits the mail stops,
Shannon tells us how hot it’s gonna be,
Surfpirate’s got a surf shop,
Snowparrot can bar hop,
Drinking Rum Jumbies with Captain P.

We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.
Yeah, some people claim that we're all wastin' away,
But I know we're all livin' our dreams.

[PHAW Webmistress]

No website for selling. Our store has an informational website, but that is it. My business (Mango Dreams) is part of an artists co-op called "Imagine That!"

http://www.imaginethatmidland.com/

Nancy Gregory

Approximately five years ago, Nancy Gregory saw a little beaded necklace at an art fair. She bought the necklace – with a Scottish terrier and plaid pattern. “I started talking to the artist and found out that she was teaching classes in beading,” says Gregory, owner of Mango Dreams. At this point, she signed up for beading classes and started creating pieces primarily with needle, thread, and seed beads.

Today, Gregory works with all sizes of beads to make necklaces, earrings, bracelets, key chains, and badge and eyeglass holders. “I love beads! All beads! Little fussy ones, big chunky ones, glass, natural stone, intricate Bali silver beads….whatever. Beads just make me happy. I have a terrible time resisting a pretty bead even if I don’t have any plans for it,” says Nancy.

“I also work with yarn. Knitting is a very comforting thing to do in the winters in Michigan. I especially enjoy the natural yarns that you can felt,” she says. She creates purses, hats, and baskets that have been knitted from wool yarn and felted. The felting process subjects the wool to temperature extremes and, essentially, shrinks the piece into a sturdy, tight-knit wool fabric. She also knits fashion scarves and other accessories with the exciting new yarns.

As a “cat mom,” her love of cats led her to work with the Heart of Michigan Animal Rescue. Her volunteer work there includes producing their newsletter. Gregory is currently the president of the Midland Beading Guild, where she has also served as the vice president and program coordinator. Her work regularly appears at student exhibits at the Midland Center for the Arts’ Alden B. Dow Museum.

[TommyBahama]

The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.


We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 3:00PM EST, June 12, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher ( Conolulu )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course ( Joetown Parrothead )
job searching and undecided as yet ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
High Priestess of Critterville ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
a fixture on a barstool ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )



And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites.

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate

you don't want pimptress?

what no strip bar!!!!

[MammaBear]

LOVE my title!! Thanks SP!!!

[springparrot]

My jewelry store "Mango Dreams" will be open in Critterville cove.

I will sell my Coral Reefer Bracelets. Example below.



Also I'm good at herding cats

Ok that's a big picture. Anyone who can smaller it is welcome to

Just amazing Nancy!!!!!

[MammaBear]

My jewelry store "Mango Dreams" will be open in Critterville cove.

I will sell my Coral Reefer Bracelets. Example below.



Also I'm good at herding cats

Ok that's a big picture. Anyone who can smaller it is welcome to

Just amazing Nancy!!!!!

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Desdamona]

WOW! Thanks for hiring me so quickly! (What? No background check?)
But you've got my personnel listing confused with my sista Dezdemona's.

[Salukulady]

Please, Please, Please may I run the local taco cart. This is my dream job and I make the best Beach Taco's you've ever had. Chicken, fish, shrimp and carne asada with homemade mango and avocado salsa. And when bizness is slow I sit and strum my uke and sing jimmy songs.

[Brown Eyed Girl]

Please, Please, Please may I run the local taco cart. This is my dream job and I make the best Beach Taco's you've ever had. Chicken, fish, shrimp and carne asada with homemade mango and avocado salsa. And when bizness is slow I sit and strum my uke and sing jimmy songs.

Uke's Tiki Tacos?