Critterville Cove Planning Committee

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 12, 2008 5:04 pm

Crittercove Country Club wants to be on the southern tip of CritterCove with the Crittercove Smokehouse & BBQ right next door on the Crittercove boardwalk on the beach going north to all the great new Business that are going to open on the cove!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 5:05 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
Joetown Parrothead wrote:Critterville Cove Country Club

Invites you to a special evening poolside!
To welcome all new residents and business owners
in Critterville Cove!

With a wine sampling from Criterville Winery
Beer from our own Critterville Brewmaster Ravi and his new lines of beer.
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar samplings also!
Food Catered by Critterville Smokehouse
We only use the finest cuts of meat provided to us from BG's Meat!

Happy Hour 6pm
Dinner 7pm
Dance afterwards at The Tiki Bar!
Smoked butt compliments of Auntie

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » June 12, 2008 5:07 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
Joetown Parrothead wrote:Critterville Cove Country Club

Invites you to a special evening poolside!
To welcome all new residents and business owners
in Critterville Cove!

With a wine sampling from Criterville Winery
Beer from our own Critterville Brewmaster Ravi and his new lines of beer.
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar samplings also!
Food Catered by Critterville Smokehouse
We only use the finest cuts of meat provided to us from BG's Meat!

Happy Hour 6pm
Dinner 7pm
Dance afterwards at The Tiki Bar!
Smoked butt compliments of Auntie

Why the "evil" faces?????

I make AWESOME smoked pork butt!

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 5:13 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:Why the "evil" faces????? I make AWESOME smoked pork butt!

. .seems Flock's smokin hot butt . . ummm . .fell off the bone at the Carolina Phlocking . .

. .

wheatsailor · Post by **wheatsailor** » June 12, 2008 5:14 pm

txaggirl91 wrote:
wheatsailor wrote:It just occurred to me, if we have a boobie inspector, shouldn't there be a "deck" inspector. I know there are a couple of ladies out there looking for work.
what do you think we do when we give naughty lessons?

Having never been subjected to naughty lessons, I had no clue as to what or how inclusive your duties were.

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » June 12, 2008 5:15 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart

Dude, you won't have the monopoly of being the town drunk....I think those that aren't will be harder to find

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 5:18 pm

. .I heard a rumor that in this magical land . . . beer comes right out of the kitchen faucet . . . .

. .

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 5:29 pm

balcony girls wrote:. .I heard a rumor that in this magical land . . . beer comes right out of the kitchen faucet . . . .

. .

does RUM come out of the bathroom faucet?!?!?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 5:31 pm

flipflopgirl wrote: does RUM come out of the bathroom faucet?!?!?

. .yep . .and all the hot tubs are filled with champagne . . ! !

. ..

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 12, 2008 5:42 pm

balcony girls wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: does RUM come out of the bathroom faucet?!?!?
. .yep . .and all the hot tubs are filled with champagne . . ! !

. ..

All Critterville Ladies will get the treatment I give Lady Sheryl when will travel! I hope this works for you girls!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 5:42 pm

balcony girls wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: does RUM come out of the bathroom faucet?!?!?
. .yep . .and all the hot tubs are filled with champagne . . ! !

. ..

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UAHparrothead · Post by **UAHparrothead** » June 12, 2008 5:43 pm

Does Critterville need a church?!?

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 5:44 pm

UAHparrothead wrote:Does Critterville need a church?!?

ONLY if you are going to be our Preacher Brad!!!!

Fruitcakes at Sunday mass?!?!?!

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » June 12, 2008 5:47 pm

UAHparrothead wrote:Does Critterville need a church?!?

Of course we do! you can save us from ourselves!

Plus we need someone to perform all those marriages, baptisms etc.

And there's nothing wrong with a church looking like a tiki bar....right?

You'll definitely help keep our community grounded.

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 12, 2008 5:48 pm

Joetown Parrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: does RUM come out of the bathroom faucet?!?!?
. .yep . .and all the hot tubs are filled with champagne . . ! !

. ..
All Critterville Ladies will get the treatment I give Lady Sheryl when will travel! I hope this works for you girls!

I hope you ladies enjoy!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 5:51 pm

LOVE IT Billy Ray!!!!!

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 12, 2008 6:51 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:LOVE IT Billy Ray!!!!!

Nothing but the best !

pema · Post by **pema** » June 12, 2008 6:54 pm

Can I be the Town Auditor?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » June 12, 2008 7:28 pm

The local establishment of Higher Education is the venerable Domino College, yes?

TommyBahama · Post by **TommyBahama** » June 12, 2008 8:45 pm

surfpirate wrote:The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.

We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 3:00PM EST, June 12, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher ( Conolulu )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course ( Joetown Parrothead )
job searching and undecided as yet ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
High Priestess of Critterville ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
a fixture on a barstool ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )

And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites.

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate

Golf pro!!

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