Critterville Cove Planning Committee

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » June 12, 2008 4:18 pm

i think LIPH needs to be Minister of Legal Affairs, that way he can travel under a diplomatic passport... (and be immune from prosecution if he's a little too HOG with the young ladies)

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » June 12, 2008 4:23 pm

Need a charter boat service and a bait shop?

I've been called the Master of all Baiters...

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » June 12, 2008 4:26 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:Need a charter boat service and a bait shop?

I've been called the Master of all Baiters...

Probably comes from not wearing pants....

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 4:26 pm

well....since nurse is taken i could probably do a pretty good job as a travel agent!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 4:26 pm

An Ode to Critterville

Somewhere beyond imagination
Nestled by an azure sea
Lies a tiny sovereign nation
That's known as Critterville Key

Bonded tightly yet separated
From the real world so it seems
The inhabitants are elated
They're all living out their dreams

Where work is just a big board game
And every job is fun
Where no two days are quite the same
Or dull for anyone

So join us here in Critterville
Where everyone is free
To live and love and laugh and chill
But mostly, just to be

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » June 12, 2008 4:27 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:well....since nurse is taken i could probably do a pretty good job as a travel agent!

Ahem.....read back....I suggested a job opportunity for you, Lynn and me.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » June 12, 2008 4:28 pm

alphabits wrote:An Ode to Critterville

Somewhere beyond imagination
Nestled by an azure sea
Lies a tiny sovereign nation
That's known as Critterville Key

Bonded tightly yet separated
From the real world so it seems
The inhabitants are elated
They're all living out their dreams

Where work is just a big board game
And every job is fun
Where no two days are quite the same
Or dull for anyone

So join us here in Critterville
Where everyone is free
To live and love and laugh and chill
But mostly, just to be

Nice!

*clap clap clap*

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » June 12, 2008 4:30 pm

alphabits wrote:An Ode to Critterville

Somewhere beyond imagination
Nestled by an azure sea
Lies a tiny sovereign nation
That's known as Critterville Key

Bonded tightly yet separated
From the real world so it seems
The inhabitants are elated
They're all living out their dreams

Where work is just a big board game
And every job is fun
Where no two days are quite the same
Or dull for anyone

So join us here in Critterville
Where everyone is free
To live and love and laugh and chill
But mostly, just to be

I sang it to Somewhere Over The Rainbow...didn't quite work, but it was fun

wheatsailor · Post by **wheatsailor** » June 12, 2008 4:39 pm

It just occurred to me, if we have a boobie inspector, shouldn't there be a "deck" inspector. I know there are a couple of ladies out there looking for work.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » June 12, 2008 4:40 pm

wheatsailor wrote:It just occurred to me, if we have a boobie inspector, shouldn't there be a "deck" inspector. I know there are a couple of ladies out there looking for work.

I LIKE a man with a big

deck.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 4:42 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:
wheatsailor wrote:It just occurred to me, if we have a boobie inspector, shouldn't there be a "deck" inspector. I know there are a couple of ladies out there looking for work.

I LIKE a man with a big

deck.

It's a good thing I can rhyme.

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 12, 2008 4:44 pm

Critterville Cove Country Club

Invites you to a special evening poolside!
To welcome all new residents and business owners
in Critterville Cove!

With a wine sampling from Criterville Winery
Beer from our own Critterville Brewmaster Ravi and his new lines of beer.
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar samplings also!
Food Catered by Critterville Smokehouse
We only use the finest cuts of meat provided to us from BG's Meat!

Happy Hour 6pm
Dinner 7pm
Dance afterwards at The Tiki Bar!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 12, 2008 4:44 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
ladyparrothead wrote:Anyone have a job for me?
I'm thinking we might need a Flip Flop shop...bet we can get Christine to go in on it with us...

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » June 12, 2008 4:45 pm

Joetown Parrothead wrote:Critterville Cove Country Club

Invites you to a special evening poolside!
To welcome all new residents and business owners
in Critterville Cove!

With a wine sampling from Criterville Winery
Beer from our own Critterville Brewmaster Ravi and his new lines of beer.
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar samplings also!
Food Catered by Critterville Smokehouse
We only use the finest cuts of meat provided to us from BG's Meat!

Happy Hour 6pm
Dinner 7pm
Dance afterwards at The Tiki Bar!

Smoked butt compliments of Auntie

GulfbreezeGator · Post by **GulfbreezeGator** » June 12, 2008 4:48 pm

Every small town needs an Otis...I'd like to volunteer

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 4:49 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:Smoked butt compliments of Auntie

. .Auntie's Smokin Butt and Beauty Shop . . .! !

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » June 12, 2008 4:51 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:
Joetown Parrothead wrote:Critterville Cove Country Club

Invites you to a special evening poolside!
To welcome all new residents and business owners
in Critterville Cove!

With a wine sampling from Criterville Winery
Beer from our own Critterville Brewmaster Ravi and his new lines of beer.
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar samplings also!
Food Catered by Critterville Smokehouse
We only use the finest cuts of meat provided to us from BG's Meat!

Happy Hour 6pm
Dinner 7pm
Dance afterwards at The Tiki Bar!
Smoked butt compliments of Auntie

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » June 12, 2008 4:52 pm

balcony girls wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Smoked butt compliments of Auntie
. .Auntie's Smokin Butt and Beauty Shop . . .! !

Come and get a BITE!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 4:52 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:An Ode to Critterville

Somewhere beyond imagination
Nestled by an azure sea
Lies a tiny sovereign nation
That's known as Critterville Key

Bonded tightly yet separated
From the real world so it seems
The inhabitants are elated
They're all living out their dreams

Where work is just a big board game
And every job is fun
Where no two days are quite the same
Or dull for anyone

So join us here in Critterville
Where everyone is free
To live and love and laugh and chill
But mostly, just to be
I sang it to Somewhere Over The Rainbow...didn't quite work, but it was fun

Well, if you're in the mood for karaoke, mosey over to the other thread and sing along to NASCARitaville.

txaggirl91 · Post by **txaggirl91** » June 12, 2008 4:52 pm

wheatsailor wrote:It just occurred to me, if we have a boobie inspector, shouldn't there be a "deck" inspector. I know there are a couple of ladies out there looking for work.

what do you think we do when we give naughty lessons?