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Critterville Cove Planning Committee

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Post by pair8head » June 12, 2008 12:12 pm

BY JOVE I'VE GOT IT!!!!

Critterville High
Home of the FIGHTING PACIFISTS

and yeah, I do wanna be the head coach. :D
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Post by springparrot » June 12, 2008 12:13 pm

Snowparrot wrote:
springparrot wrote:I have no skills, can I either help Connie with the flamingos or sit next to Snowparrot :-? :lol: 8)
Pull up a stool!
We can do this together and/or take it in shifts...

and you never know what other skills will be discovered...
:lol: :lol: I like that idea!!! :D

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Post by buffettbride » June 12, 2008 12:13 pm

pair8head wrote: Home of the FIGHTING PACIFISTS
I'll be the head cheerleader. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] I'm an awesome fighting pacifist!
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Post by Jodibug » June 12, 2008 12:17 pm

Hmmmm, Popcorn Vendor by day . . . Beer Wench by night :wench: :D

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Post by alphabits » June 12, 2008 12:18 pm

Upon further consideration, I believe Critterville Cove will be a futuristic place where all the actual labor will be done by robots (wearing coconut bras and grass skirts). That will free all of us to while away our days wandering along the beach, lounging in our hula-hula hammocks and lubricating our livers.

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Post by dewyduster » June 12, 2008 12:25 pm

I can be the town taxi driver. I'll even supply my own taxi...

Slogan: "Critterville Cove Taxi Co. - Don't drink and drive. Call us. Oh and don't hurl in the taxi..."

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Post by C-Dawg » June 12, 2008 12:25 pm

I just bought the empty lot beside SurfPirate's beachfront Surf shop for my dive shop. "The Nautical Wheeler" will be right down the beach in the marina.
As the Planning Comittee, we should have area maps made that highlight all the area businesses and attractions.
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Re: Critterville Cove Planning Committee

Post by phjrsaunt » June 12, 2008 12:56 pm

surfpirate wrote:The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.

We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

Brewmaster (aeroparrot)
Postman and Director of Dumbassity (alphabits)
Bartender at the Tiki Bar (CaptainP)
Scuba and Dive Shop (C-Dawg)
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener (conched)
Flamingo Rancher (Conolulu)
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course (Joetown Parrothead)
Head of Legal Affairs (LIPH)
Accountant and Freelance Photographer (MammaBear)
Tropical Jewelry Sales (nutmeg)
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick (pbans)
Critterville Cove EMS (PerfectPartner)
CrittervilleNews.com (phjim)
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter (pojo)
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar (popcornjack)
Cigar Shop (RinglingRingling)
Coffee Shop (SchoolGirlHeart)
Boobie Inspector (SharkOnLand)
Critterville Cove Winery (SMLCHNG)
a fixture on a barstool (Snowparrot)
Nurse (STL PARROTHEAD)
Local Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (sunseeker)
Surf Shop and Surf Lessons (surfpirate)
Local Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (txaggirl91)
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water (wheatsailor)


And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites. 8)

Discuss.

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Post by aeroparrot » June 12, 2008 12:56 pm

C-Dawg wrote:I just bought the empty lot beside SurfPirate's beachfront Surf shop for my dive shop. "The Nautical Wheeler" will be right down the beach in the marina.
As the Planning Comittee, we should have area maps made that highlight all the area businesses and attractions.
Hmmmm Good name for a beer. I wonder if the Sea Dog beer will allow me to use some of their recipes. :lol: :lol:
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Post by phjrsaunt » June 12, 2008 1:16 pm

Hey-remember those maps back in the 70's/80's that showed all the local areas of interest (they were sold as posters I think)...."someone" :wink: could make one for Critterville. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Post by citcat » June 12, 2008 1:22 pm

May I please be the Critterville Library and Bookstore owner ? Pleeeeze ?
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Post by tgr8one » June 12, 2008 1:24 pm

pair8head wrote:BY JOVE I'VE GOT IT!!!!

Critterville High
Home of the FIGHTING PACIFISTS

and yeah, I do wanna be the head coach. :D
:o :lol: :lol: SPEW!!! Just about shot coffee on to my monitor after reading that!

Do we have a cook in the bar yet? Everyone knows that some of the best food is bar food :pirate:
ORDER UP!
just tryin' to get by being quiet and shy...
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Post by C-Dawg » June 12, 2008 1:27 pm

aeroparrot wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:I just bought the empty lot beside SurfPirate's beachfront Surf shop for my dive shop. "The Nautical Wheeler" will be right down the beach in the marina.
As the Planning Comittee, we should have area maps made that highlight all the area businesses and attractions.
Hmmmm Good name for a beer. I wonder if the Sea Dog beer will allow me to use some of their recipes. :lol: :lol:
You have my permission :wink:
Just make sure you send over some brews for me to taste test.
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Post by aeroparrot » June 12, 2008 1:35 pm

C-Dawg wrote:
aeroparrot wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:I just bought the empty lot beside SurfPirate's beachfront Surf shop for my dive shop. "The Nautical Wheeler" will be right down the beach in the marina.
As the Planning Comittee, we should have area maps made that highlight all the area businesses and attractions.
Hmmmm Good name for a beer. I wonder if the Sea Dog beer will allow me to use some of their recipes. :lol: :lol:
You have my permission :wink:
Just make sure you send over some brews for me to taste test.
But of course.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Post by Big Phan » June 12, 2008 1:55 pm

pair8head wrote: You know Critterville High is gonna need a Principal and Teachers....
Submitting one teacher application. :D

Class only on Tuesday, Thursdays, and Saturdays? :lol:

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Post by Capt.Flock » June 12, 2008 2:04 pm

I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart
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Post by Jodibug » June 12, 2008 2:16 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart
Or zookeeper and all it has is penguins :D :lol:

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Post by Staredge » June 12, 2008 2:17 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart
Like Jeff Dunham & Walter?

"Welcome to Walmart.....now get your $#!t and get out!!!!!"

:lol:
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Post by Jodibug » June 12, 2008 2:20 pm

buffettbride wrote:critterville superhero clothing outfitters and SHA-BOOBIE lessons.
and chef . . . serving pie and cheese . . . sporks only :wink: :lol:

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Post by Capt.Flock » June 12, 2008 2:20 pm

Jodibug wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart
Or zookeeper and all it has is penguins :D :lol:
female penguins lol
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