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Post by wheatsailor » June 26, 2008 5:15 pm

NYCsharkling wrote:Can I get a job at the local Critterville TV station please..... :lol:
How about Station Manager/camera person/on air personality/sound person/graphics/...... did I miss anything, I'm sure I did. :) :) :)

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Post by NYCsharkling » June 27, 2008 12:03 pm

wheatsailor wrote:
NYCsharkling wrote:Can I get a job at the local Critterville TV station please..... :lol:
How about Station Manager/camera person/on air personality/sound person/graphics/...... did I miss anything, I'm sure I did. :) :) :)

Sure....

I can do it all!!

but at CNWS Pojo is the weather girl...LOL
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Post by C-Dawg » June 27, 2008 12:11 pm

Snowparrot wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:
diverg wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:
diverg wrote:Hey C-Dawg are you hiring? I would like to become a dive boat captain in training at the Nautical Wheeler? How about it?
ScarlettB is already my first mate....but if you want to be my chief engineer....I have to ask.....do you like pineapples? Just kidding....as long as you know how to check the oil, fill the scuba tanks, keep the keg full....you're the new Engineer....congrats, and welcome aboard :D
I will only accept the position of engineer if I get first dibs at being a Captain as you expand your operations.
works for me
Which one of you counts the Divers as they leave the water to make
sure that you don't leave one.. or four?[/
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I think that must be part of the Divemaster's duties... I'm not quite qualified for that around here, but in Critterville I would be very quickly! May I sign on?
Sure...you can be the DM candidate....which in laymans terms means dive slave....you do all the work but don't get paid, and get none of the credit, because the boat Capt., first mate and Dive Masters get all that....but it is a necessary evil that we all must go thru to become a DM....I know, i'm doing mine in real life this summer :D
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Post by JimChunk » July 3, 2008 3:05 am

anyone apply for Town Drunk? I know its not a paying position, but someone has to do it!
So bless me father, yes I have sinned.
Given the chance I'll probably do it again
I don't need absolution
Just a simple solution will do.
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Post by C-Dawg » July 3, 2008 5:42 am

JimChunk wrote:anyone apply for Town Drunk? I know its not a paying position, but someone has to do it!
Dude...I think those that aren't drunks will stand out more around here :D
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Post by JimChunk » July 5, 2008 11:39 pm

C-Dawg wrote:
JimChunk wrote:anyone apply for Town Drunk? I know its not a paying position, but someone has to do it!
Dude...I think those that aren't drunks will stand out more around here :D
point well taken!

how about Shop Steward to organize the labor force? United Steel Workers Local OU812?
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Post by Snowparrot » July 6, 2008 12:10 am

C-Dawg, thanks for the Dive Slave position.... I can get into it!

See you under Crittervile waters!

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Post by Joetown Parrothead » July 6, 2008 10:22 am

Wow, we now have a labor force in the cove! We are growing every day!

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Post by Conolulu » July 6, 2008 10:31 am

I have put my hat in the ring for the position of "Crazy Cat Lady"...

Every little island community needs at least one of these... 8)

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Post by C-Dawg » July 6, 2008 10:45 am

Snowparrot wrote:C-Dawg, thanks for the Dive Slave position.... I can get into it!

See you under Crittervile waters!
There are perks to the job.....free diving, free food from Billy Ray as he's catering all the dive charters, and the ability to drink on my bar tab at the Tiki Bar......what more could you want?
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Post by Snowparrot » July 6, 2008 7:31 pm

C-Dawg wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:C-Dawg, thanks for the Dive Slave position.... I can get into it!

See you under Crittervile waters!
There are perks to the job.....free diving, free food from Billy Ray as he's catering all the dive charters, and the ability to drink on my bar tab at the Tiki Bar......what more could you want?
I'm liking it more every minute!

Free minigolf for all divers, and double rounds for those who retrieve lost balls :wink:

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Post by Dally » July 17, 2008 2:23 am

I want a job!!!!!!!! [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
Why is the rum gone?

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Re: Critterville Cove Planning Committee

Post by NYCsharkling » July 17, 2008 9:20 am

surfpirate wrote:The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.

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We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 12:25PM EST, June 16, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader and Critterville Cove Deck Inspector ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher and Welcome Wagon Lady ( Conolulu )
Creeky's Down Under Pineapple Pizza Pizzeria ( creeky )
Event and Party Planning ( crzy )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Pharmacist - Desdamona, RPh ( Desdemona )
Travel Agent and Flip Flop Shop ( flipflopgirl )
Charter Boat Service and Bait Shop ( Gulfbreeze )
Otis ( GulfbreezeGator )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Critterville Cove Country Club and Smokehouse BBQ ( Joetown Parrothead )
Karaoke DJ at the Tiki Bar ( Glorfindel7 )
Flip Flop Shop ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Critterville Cove Radio ( Marnin Grita Guy )
Mango Dreams Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Medical Transcriptionist ( ParrotheadKalee )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Town Auditor ( pema )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
Pimptress - Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville ( PHAW Webmistress )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
Auntie's Smokin' Butt and Beauty Shop ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
President Critterville Cove Island Bank ( ScarlettB )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
Critterville Cove Mini-Golf ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Registered Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Meditation Temple ( tikitatas )
Critterville Cove Couintry Club ( TommyBahama )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
Uke's Tiki Taco Cart ( Ukulady )
First Tiki Church of Critterville ( UAHparrothead )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )

NOMINATIONS FOR ELECTED TOWN POSITIONS
City Clerk ...... Snowparrot




And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites. 8)

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate


NYCsharkling....owner and operator of local critterville tv station and CNWS.....

and working on a permit for opening a tattoo shop on the boardwalk of critterville beach called.....SHRINKY"S INK :lol:
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Re: Critterville Cove Planning Committee

Post by docandjeanie » July 17, 2008 2:43 pm

NYCsharkling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:The seaside town of Critterville Cove is expanding rapidly.
I anticipate that it will always be "small town",
but we really do need a central meeting place to discuss the town's business.

This is the place.

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We've had many people (and Critters) stepping up and declaring that they will
open businesses and/or handle various jobs and services in our town,
among the discussions elsewhere I have heard talk of:

LIST UPDATED and REVISED 12:25PM EST, June 16, 2008
Brewmaster ( aeroparrot )
Seaplanes of Critterville ( AlbatrossFlyer )
Postman, Director of Dumbassity, POET LAUREATE ( alphabits )
BG's Meat and Greet Tourist Center/Butcher Shop ( balcony girls )
Critterville High School teacher ( Big Phan )
BEG Andretti Taxi Service ( Brown Eyed Girl )
Head Cheerleader and Critterville Cove Deck Inspector ( buffettbride )
job searching and undecided as yet ( Capt.Flock )
Bartender at the Tiki Bar ( CaptainP )
Scuba and Dive Shop - "The Nautical Wheeler" ( C-Dawg )
Critterville Library and Bookstore ( citcat )
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener ( conched )
Flamingo Rancher and Welcome Wagon Lady ( Conolulu )
Creeky's Down Under Pineapple Pizza Pizzeria ( creeky )
Event and Party Planning ( crzy )
Critterville Cove Taxi Co. ( dewyduster )
Pharmacist - Desdamona, RPh ( Desdemona )
Travel Agent and Flip Flop Shop ( flipflopgirl )
Charter Boat Service and Bait Shop ( Gulfbreeze )
Otis ( GulfbreezeGator )
Popcorn Vendor . . . Beer Wench ( Jodibug )
Critterville Cove Country Club and Smokehouse BBQ ( Joetown Parrothead )
Karaoke DJ at the Tiki Bar ( Glorfindel7 )
Flip Flop Shop ( ladyparrothead )
Head of Legal Affairs ( LIPH )
Accountant and Freelance Photographer ( MammaBear )
Critterville Cove Radio ( Marnin Grita Guy )
Mango Dreams Tropical Jewelry ( nutmeg )
Critterville High School basketball coach ( PackPhanGirl )
Critterville High School football coach ( pair8head )
Medical Transcriptionist ( ParrotheadKalee )
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick ( pbans )
Town Auditor ( pema )
Critterville Cove EMS ( PerfectPartner )
Pimptress - Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville ( PHAW Webmistress )
CrittervilleNews.com ( phjim )
Auntie's Smokin' Butt and Beauty Shop ( phjrsaunt )
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter ( pojo )
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar ( popcornjack )
Cigar Shop ( RinglingRingling )
President Critterville Cove Island Bank ( ScarlettB )
Coffee Shop ( SchoolGirlHeart )
Boobie Inspector ( SharkOnLand )
Winery ( SMLCHNG )
Critterville Cove Mini-Golf ( Snowparrot )
Critterville Day Care ( springparrot )
The Bike Shoppe ( Staredge )
Registered Nurse ( STL PARROTHEAD )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( sunseeker )
Slick Willy's Weiners ( SunsetChef )
Surf Shop ( surfpirate )
Cook at the Tiki Bar ( tgr8one )
Meditation Temple ( tikitatas )
Critterville Cove Couintry Club ( TommyBahama )
Coast Guard ( Tropic_Al )
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons ( txaggirl91 )
Uke's Tiki Taco Cart ( Ukulady )
First Tiki Church of Critterville ( UAHparrothead )
The Conch Shell Amphitheatre on the Water ( wheatsailor )

NOMINATIONS FOR ELECTED TOWN POSITIONS
City Clerk ...... Snowparrot




And I'm sure I've missed a few.
Plus we've had discussions about the town's possible college and high school teams
(The Fighting Manatees? nah ... how about the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies).

Their are limitless possibilites. 8)

Discuss.

~~~~~ surfpirate


NYCsharkling....owner and operator of local critterville tv station and CNWS.....

and working on a permit for opening a tattoo shop on the boardwalk of critterville beach called.....SHRINKY"S INK :lol:

Missed me, I want to be social director, lol.....

Surf, can I be social director????
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Post by Grams » July 17, 2008 2:58 pm

I think I will become the official "Grams" of the community.
This does not mean I will babysit all of the younguns... Just that I will get a senior discount at all of the establishments. You can find me on the beach, reading, have a rum and coke, and visiting with passers by!!! Of course if there is a casino or bingo parlor I might be found there as well!!!
Retirement is great!!!

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Post by SunsetChef » July 17, 2008 3:54 pm

Slick Willy's Weiners

"Double Dirty Dog B.L.T. with Waffle Fries"... $2.99

2 Deep fried 1/4 pound Weiners served on a fresh steak roll and topped with shredded lettuce, chopped bacon, diced tomatoes and ranch dressing.

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Post by Joetown Parrothead » July 17, 2008 4:04 pm

SunsetChef wrote:Slick Willy's Weiners

"Double Dirty Dog B.L.T. with Waffle Fries"... $2.99

2 Deep fried 1/4 pound Weiners served on a fresh steak roll and topped with shredded lettuce, chopped bacon, diced tomatoes and ranch dressing.
Damn, that sounds good!

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Post by 2ParrotMedics » July 17, 2008 4:21 pm

The ParrotMedics would like to join Crittersville Cove Fire/EMS. Who do we see about transferring our licenses?

Count me in for the Wednesday night Poker Game at the Country Club.

Need a part-time Poker Dealer?
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Post by surfpirate » July 17, 2008 4:34 pm

2ParrotMedics wrote:The ParrotMedics would like to join Crittersville Cove Fire/EMS. Who do we see about transferring our licenses?

Count me in for the Wednesday night Poker Game at the Country Club.

Need a part-time Poker Dealer?
If you haven't done so already, join the fun by joining
http://www.crittervillecove.com/
and setting up your own page.
Let me know if you need any graphics help, e.g. a Critterville Cove EMS logo. :D

~~~~~ surfpirate

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Post by SharkOnLand » July 17, 2008 5:17 pm

If you bring any boobies into the Cove, they'll need to be inspected for mange, or any other boobie diseases.

If your boobies are found to be infected, they may have to be quarantined until the infection passes. We need to take care that the boobies already on the island stay healthy.
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