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The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by rmissbrook » August 25, 2010 9:32 pm

Salukulady wrote:
rmissbrook wrote:I just love it when someone bumps up an older thread that we "noobies" missed because we were so slow in joining BN.

I would love to have a Stripper signature, but I think it should be a "wannabe" since I am still a few months away from my first anniversary on BN. After that I will feel more official.

Surf Pirate I think your work is jusst great. Thanks so much for sharing your right brain side with us.
Oh no, I got one right away.....you just hafta sleep with the right people.
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by surfpirate » August 25, 2010 10:23 pm

The left side of my brain spent the whole day on a conference call trying to figure out how we can
get multiple application platforms to match separate service orders from different systems so that we
can accurately net the results to insure that the sales reps are not over or under compensated for sales.
The UNIX based teradata app has a web service our batch DB2/COBOL system can call, but we need
to involve 14 feeding systems across the footprint so that each sends us a unique customer ID we can
index and assign to both platforms. And of course the execs want this yesterday, thus the fire drill.
I assigned 2 programmers to the task and need to get a status report to my director by 10:00am tomorrow.

The right side of my brain is now ready to write something stupid in comic strip form for tomorrow.
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Dutch Harbor PH » August 25, 2010 10:25 pm

surfpirate wrote:The left side of my brain spent the whole day on a conference call trying to figure out how we can
get multiple application platforms to match separate service orders from different systems so that we
can accurately net the results to insure that the sales reps are not over or under compensated for sales.
The UNIX based teradata app has a web service our batch DB2/COBOL system can call, but we need
to involve 14 feeding systems across the footprint so that each sends us a unique customer ID we can
index and assign to both platforms. And of course the execs want this yesterday, thus the fire drill.
I assigned 2 programmers to the task and need to get a status report to my director by 10:00am tomorrow.

The right side of my brain is now ready to write something stupid in comic strip form for tomorrow.
Uhhhh..... I vote for Stupid...... I'm just sayin'....... :o :o :o :D
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Saltx3 » August 26, 2010 3:32 pm

surfpirate wrote:The left side of my brain spent the whole day on a conference call trying to figure out how we can
get multiple application platforms to match separate service orders from different systems so that we
can accurately net the results to insure that the sales reps are not over or under compensated for sales.
The UNIX based teradata app has a web service our batch DB2/COBOL system can call, but we need
to involve 14 feeding systems across the footprint so that each sends us a unique customer ID we can
index and assign to both platforms. And of course the execs want this yesterday, thus the fire drill.
I assigned 2 programmers to the task and need to get a status report to my director by 10:00am tomorrow.

The right side of my brain is now ready to write something stupid in comic strip form for tomorrow.
left, right, left, right
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Saltx3 » August 26, 2010 3:34 pm

Salukulady wrote:
rmissbrook wrote:I just love it when someone bumps up an older thread that we "noobies" missed because we were so slow in joining BN.

I would love to have a Stripper signature, but I think it should be a "wannabe" since I am still a few months away from my first anniversary on BN. After that I will feel more official.

Surf Pirate I think your work is jusst great. Thanks so much for sharing your right brain side with us.
Oh no, I got one right away.....you just hafta sleep with the right people.

Please send the list of the right people so I can get started :)
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Salukulady » August 26, 2010 3:45 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
Salukulady wrote:
rmissbrook wrote:I just love it when someone bumps up an older thread that we "noobies" missed because we were so slow in joining BN.

I would love to have a Stripper signature, but I think it should be a "wannabe" since I am still a few months away from my first anniversary on BN. After that I will feel more official.

Surf Pirate I think your work is jusst great. Thanks so much for sharing your right brain side with us.
Oh no, I got one right away.....you just hafta sleep with the right people.

Please send the list of the right people so I can get started :)
I suspect SP is at the top of the list......at least that's what he told me.
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Saltx3 » August 26, 2010 4:23 pm

Salukulady wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:
Salukulady wrote:
rmissbrook wrote:I just love it when someone bumps up an older thread that we "noobies" missed because we were so slow in joining BN.

I would love to have a Stripper signature, but I think it should be a "wannabe" since I am still a few months away from my first anniversary on BN. After that I will feel more official.

Surf Pirate I think your work is jusst great. Thanks so much for sharing your right brain side with us.
Oh no, I got one right away.....you just hafta sleep with the right people.

Please send the list of the right people so I can get started :)
I suspect SP is at the top of the list......at least that's what he told me.
I bet he says that to all the girls!
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by surfpirate » October 6, 2010 4:13 pm

For Saltx3 .....

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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Saltx3 » October 6, 2010 4:31 pm

YAY -- WOOHOO -- DANCIN' ROUND THE ROOM YELLING "IM A STRIPPER".....(yikes, almost spilled my margarita) [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Snowparrot » October 6, 2010 10:26 pm

That's a beauty!

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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by nutmeg » October 6, 2010 10:31 pm

Ohhh! I was admiring that fox on the storyboards the other day.
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by surfpirate » October 19, 2010 6:26 pm

Okay Tam .... special just for you ......

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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by jbfinscj » July 4, 2014 8:01 am

Could you make me one please
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Saltx3 » July 4, 2014 8:24 am

jbfinscj wrote:Could you make me one please
make you one what :wink:
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by jbfinscj » July 4, 2014 8:29 am

Saltx3 wrote:
jbfinscj wrote:Could you make me one please
make you one what :wink:
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Re: The official Critter/Stripper Signatures thread

Post by Bicycle Bill » July 4, 2014 4:13 pm

jbfinscj wrote:Could you make me one please
The Dalai Lama was visiting New York City, and went up to a hot dog vendor and told him "Make me one with everything."
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The Dalai Lama asked, "Where is my change?"
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