BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by big john »

Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian. :pirate:
Who's got the rum?

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by RinglingRingling »

big john wrote:Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian. :pirate:
Macedonian. Too many Slovenian speakers out there still

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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backstreets77 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.
Yea, right, good luck with that!
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by sistergoldenhair »

surfpirate wrote:
sistergoldenhair wrote:1. Hmmmm .... maybe if I get the peeps to drink Landshark, he will sing it

Ya know, fruitcakes, 4 out 5 five bartenders recommend Landshark beer!

2. Garcon! A round of Landsharks for the house! On me! (Jimmy, are you watching?)

3. And now it is time for our drunken Nautical Wheelers sing-along! An a one an a twoah an evvybody sing!
I like it. You should write the plot from this point forward .....
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
Of course. If it's going to be degrading, at least make it accurate. [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by PetalMel »

FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?
Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life." :lol:


OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
well, ummmmmmm, yah, I guess I better come up with something witty to put in this spot since everyone is reading it.......

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by backstreets77 »

Saltx3 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.
Yea, right, good luck with that!
Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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Saltx3 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink :lol:
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
You people do realize that I am taking notes .......
When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.
Yea, right, good luck with that!
Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.

Like you actually have game let alone man it up :wink:

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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PetalMel wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?
Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life." :lol:


OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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FunkHouse9 wrote: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
You don't know how big a salt grain can be....

Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style :)
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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Rabbitz wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
You don't know how big a salt grain can be....

Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style :)
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LOL....I love Salt (now wait, that's PA Parrot's line :wink: )
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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Holy quap!
That sets the bar for a salted rim.
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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CaptainP wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?
Yeah, and get to it quickly. Mime is money.
Just realized I can't kill his character off anyway. A mime is a terrible thing to waste ....
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

Post by PetalMel »

FunkHouse9 wrote:
PetalMel wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?
Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life." :lol:


OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

I love you :)
well, ummmmmmm, yah, I guess I better come up with something witty to put in this spot since everyone is reading it.......

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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013

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PetalMel wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
PetalMel wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.
Now I have to write an actual plot?
Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life." :lol:


OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

I love you :)
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