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BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

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BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 19, 2014 2:18 pm

Wednesday, 19 March 2014
“One with everything ...."
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 19, 2014 3:04 pm

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Martyritaville » March 19, 2014 3:04 pm

Love it.

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Saltx3 » March 19, 2014 3:25 pm

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by VanillaGrl » March 19, 2014 3:29 pm

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by big john » March 19, 2014 3:42 pm

Brother Shecky. I get it.
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 19, 2014 3:52 pm

big john wrote:Brother Shecky. I get it.
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Excellent Brother Big John ... you and I are old and wise. 8)
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Saltx3 » March 19, 2014 3:54 pm

I'm not at camp to eat pizza....I'm at camp to hang out at the salt spa [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Tiki Torches » March 19, 2014 4:25 pm

surfpirate wrote:
If you have to explain the joke....

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 19, 2014 4:50 pm

The Aussie newsman was pretty clueless. :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by alphabits » March 19, 2014 4:53 pm

Big hitter, the Lama.

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Saltx3 » March 19, 2014 4:58 pm

alphabits wrote:Big hitter, the Lama.
is your mama a lama [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by alphabits » March 19, 2014 5:00 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
alphabits wrote:Big hitter, the Lama.
is your mama a lama [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
No, I think she was a Presbyterian.

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Rabbitz » March 19, 2014 11:13 pm

surfpirate wrote:The Aussie newsman was pretty clueless. :wink:
Sadly, they all are.

However, Stefanovic is not a journo. He hosts our cheap rip off of the Today show. Which makes him even more clueless and lame.

For example, a random tweet:

Karl Stefanovic ‏@karlstefanovic Mar 1
When Michael Holding is commentating I like to play Bob Marley. It brings out the naked bongo playing rasta in me.




It just so sad
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 20, 2014 4:04 am

There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip.
The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod
to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip).
"Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies"
contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering."
The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 20, 2014 5:43 am

I laughed at the pizza joke! I guess that means I am not at my highest plane of existence yet.

Oh, and I'll take one large pie with extra enlightenment ...
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Saltx3 » March 20, 2014 7:18 am

life in general makes no sense to me most the time....I just laugh as I go....so keep on keepin SP
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by bodypainter » March 20, 2014 7:24 am

The circle of humor/recycling I found with the anchovies as a perfect topping at a Salt Spa.
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.

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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Bicycle Bill » March 20, 2014 5:46 pm

surfpirate wrote:There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip.
The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip).
"Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies" contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering."
The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.
It wasn't the mushrooms..... :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - March 19th, 2014

Post by Tiki Torches » March 20, 2014 5:57 pm

surfpirate wrote:There appears to be confusion in some circles about today's strip. The joke is multi-layered, much like a pizza with everything. Brother Shecky is a brilliant nod to famed Vegas American comedian Shecky Greene (another "layer" to a finely honed strip). "Make me one with everything" works as a Buddhist mantra and "extra anchovies" contribute comedic balance to the much misinterpreted First Noble Truth, often translated "Life is suffering." The self is neither finite nor infinite. Zen is not Karma and recycled jokes are reincarnation.

Or possibly the mushrooms on my pizza were questionable and I just write stupid stuff.
It's also quite possible that your strips just aren't funny.

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