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BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)

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BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 21, 2014 1:47 am

Friday, 21 March 2014
“Positive Wave Philosurfers ....?"
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Bicycle Bill » March 21, 2014 2:37 am

Had Matthew McConaughey even been born when they made "Kelly's Heroes"???
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Rabbitz » March 21, 2014 2:40 am

Was this the wide shot?
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(Man I need to do some work)

SP - Nice work with the plane
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Bicycle Bill » March 21, 2014 2:53 am

'the' Surfpirate wrote:Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
"CRAP!!"
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Rabbitz » March 21, 2014 3:33 am

A sub-plot to consider....

Rabbitz: Well I never, "the" surfpirate! Wotcha doing 'ere?

SP: Rabz!! I am here to learn the ways of the Himalayan Mountain Surf - you?

Rabbitz: It is a long story

(Cue dream sequence music)

Many years ago I was like you and travelled here by foot, well paw. I too climbed for weeks. I was searching.
Seaching for true happiness - a way to surf without getting sand in places one should never get sand.

After a while I was disillusioned, all the naked bongo training did was teach me how to get rid of the sand, not stop it getting in.

Then, during the holy Kathina Ceremony I dropped my bongo's.

The Mountain was angry and a great avalanche came - many, many worshippers were swept away.

So now, due to a court order, I must return each year during the Festival of Ulambana for Anger Management Bongo Classes.

SP: You climb here each year?

Rabbitz: Nah, are you nuts? I catch the Critterville Cove - Himalaya's Shuttle Bus. It's why I moved to Critterville Cove in the first place.
That and the other court order...
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Then always be Batman

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 21, 2014 5:15 am

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 21, 2014 9:31 am

Rabbitz wrote:(Cue dream sequence music)
Suggestions noted. ;-)
sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
Yes. And Naked Accordion play. ♫ ♪ "Mama's got a squeezebox she wears on her chest ...." ♫ ♪
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Saltx3 » March 21, 2014 3:20 pm

sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected 8)
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by bodypainter » March 21, 2014 4:51 pm

This a great read!
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 21, 2014 10:02 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected 8)
Apparently you need to squeeze your box in order to be heard around here ...
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 21, 2014 10:02 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected 8)
burp
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 21, 2014 10:02 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected 8)
whoops
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 21, 2014 10:02 pm

Saltx3 wrote:
sistergoldenhair wrote:Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?
I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected 8)
scuse me!
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by surfpirate » March 21, 2014 10:23 pm

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by alphabits » March 21, 2014 10:26 pm

surfpirate wrote:Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!
[smilie=hiya.gif]
I'll take one for the team.

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by jbfinscj » March 21, 2014 11:20 pm

alphabits wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!
[smilie=hiya.gif]
I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?
I'm back to livin' Floridays
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by alphabits » March 21, 2014 11:23 pm

jbfinscj wrote:
alphabits wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!
[smilie=hiya.gif]
I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?
Perhaps you can attend to the bongos.

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by jbfinscj » March 21, 2014 11:29 pm

alphabits wrote:
jbfinscj wrote:
alphabits wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!
[smilie=hiya.gif]
I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?
Perhaps you can attend to the bongos.

I'm on it Boss
I'm back to livin' Floridays
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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by Rabbitz » March 22, 2014 12:19 am

As the Guinness ad once said:
"I like to watch"
Always be yourself
Unless you can be Batman
Then always be Batman

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Re: BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair » March 22, 2014 6:34 am

Oh mah goodness! I did not realize that I had posted four times until this morning! So sorry -- my mac was rather sluggish last night! But thanks to all of you nice young gentlemen who volunteered to assist me with my box! [smilie=loopyblonde-blinking.gif]
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove

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