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Mis-understood or changed lyrics

Parroties of some of you favorite Buffett songs

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Guest

Post by Guest » August 21, 2000 11:10 am

Posted By Lou_A1A
Heard any good ones lately?

I blew Out my flip-flop, stepped on a POP TART

I have been around the world, looking for that ONE-ARMED girl

My PECKER gets me where I need, chugging down down the street

Now I'm getting old don't wear underwear, I don't have Jimmy's money but I've got way more hair...
- Brian Turner

Brown eyed girl-
Saw Britney Spears the other day, good lord girl how those have grown!!
- Brian Turner

Guest

Post by Guest » August 21, 2000 11:58 am

Posted By ohio
FONT SIZE="-2">Lou: One of my favorites will always be "there's the bathroom on the right" ...

Guest

Post by Guest » August 21, 2000 9:54 pm

Posted By sonofabeach
Every time I hear "They don't dance like Carmen no more" I like to sing along with my own version;
"she had big boobies,myyyyyy what a pair!!"

Guest

Post by Guest » August 21, 2000 10:16 pm

Posted By sonofabeach
My PHriend at work says that I butcher Bubba's songs with my personal versions.
Here is my version of the 3rd verse in CILCIA.
It's about a busty co-worker that all the guys drool over;

"I think about Tanya when I'm on my break time
I wish I could jump on her bones
So many nights I just dream of her hooters
God I wish I could take them both home
Oh I'm looking over her shoulders
And if they ever were shown
There'd be too much to see right in front of me
And I know that my mind would be blown"

Maybe we have too much time on our hands

PHinz UP!!!!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » August 22, 2000 9:06 am

Posted By capt.toni
Sonofabeach,
I think that pretty much supports the idea that ogling is genetic. Couldn't help but laugh myself. Does Tanya know what a tourist attraction she is?

Guest

Post by Guest » August 22, 2000 9:20 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
here is a cool site for mis-heard lyrics.
Check it out!
http://www.kissthisguy.com
-CS

Guest

Post by Guest » August 22, 2000 11:12 am

Posted By Lou_A1A
CS
Excellent site! My wife (oops I let it slip) was happy to hear she is not the only one who stepped on a pop tart.

Guest

Post by Guest » August 24, 2000 1:26 am

Posted By sonofabeach
apt toni,
Yes it probably is pathet..I mean genetic.
Not to sound like a sexist pig or anything
but I think the she does know that she's an attraction and that is why she dressess in such a way as to highlight her uhhhhh.....BUST
However she has a great personality and is very intelligent.The outside appearance is what drew us(swine)in.
It's kinda like her BUST is that great song that catches you and makes you buy the album and then you see how great the rest of the album is.

knowhatimean? hope so

fins up and
OINK OINK!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » August 24, 2000 6:49 am

Posted By capt.toni
sonofabeach
I have a paper called "Required Reading For All Wives and Girlfriends" I'll send you. That is where my comment about ogling being genetic came from. You'll see when you read it. I hope my above post didn't come across as calling you a sexist pig because that wasn't my intent at all.
I thought your lyrics were funny and I'm sure given proper time and place, Tanya would too.

Guest

Post by Guest » August 24, 2000 8:59 pm

Posted By Mother0shn
sonofabeach - you are obviously an over forty victim of fate because in this day and age those lyrics are a politically incorrect no-no - the lady conducting the seminar on sexual harassment at my husband's job informed my husband that even a picture on his desk of me in a bikini would be considered harassment and therefore a no-no - I took it as an insult - I don't look THAT bad in a bathing suit!

Guest

Post by Guest » August 24, 2000 9:38 pm

Posted By capt.toni
MotherOshun,
I have to wonder if that lady didn't make that part up about your pic on hubby's desk because she WISHED she looked as good as you in that bathing suit!

Guest

Post by Guest » January 12, 2001 11:39 am

Posted By Mr. Key West
One I thought was funny when my friend sang
"the boys in the band order Fruitcakes"
He caught him self right away.

Guest

Post by Guest » January 21, 2001 10:06 pm

Posted By sonofabeach
At the local Kareoke bar I was singing
"Boat Drinks" when I looked at the monitor and noticed a few errors.

Instead of "nobody cares,they're way too far gone"
it read "nobody cares,they're waiting for golf"

Also instead of
"I'm heading south before my dream shinks"
It read
"I'm heading south for my green shrimp"

Guest

Post by Guest » January 22, 2001 4:31 am

Posted By headparrothead
green shrimp?? must be an Asian delicacy...

how 'bout this:

"K-Y, a little dab'l do ya!"

Guest

Post by Guest » January 22, 2001 8:22 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
on-
Please tell me they they had "lost shaker of salt" for Margaritaville... and NOT "log shaker and saw" which is what the mis-heard lyrics site has....
-CS

Guest

Post by Guest » January 24, 2001 7:10 am

Posted By sonofabeach
hph:
Green shrimp?
They can be caught in the St.Johns River on a regular basis.

Cari-soul:
Margaritaville had all the correct lyrics.
Once I sang the live version part that goes
"god I still feel pain.I wish I had some Cocaine!"
The karaoke guy just looked at me with that
"what the hell is wrong with you?"look.
The answer should have been obvious.
I was DRUNK!!!!!

How bout this?
On "Frank and Lola" I used to think it was:
"So they strolled along the highway,they walked along the beach.
They stopped at several "WAL-MARTS" where they slurped a dozen each"

I used to think
"there were'nt any Wal-marts back then were there?
And if so,What did they slurp a dozen of?"

Thank god for the Great Lyrics Compilation

Guest

Post by Guest » January 24, 2001 3:16 pm

Posted By Buffy
Son - OMG!!!!! I thought the same thing about the Wal-Marts for the longest time. My husband almost died laughing when he heard me sing that line!!!! He said "RAW BARS", what do you slurp a dozen of at Wal-Mart???????? Sheesh!

Guest

Post by Guest » January 24, 2001 7:12 pm

Posted By sonofabeach
I guess warped minds think alike.LOL!!!

Yet another.
On "Fins" instead of "a remora"
I thought it was
"She feels like Air Remora cause the school's still close at hand"

Hey!!I was still new to this and did'nt know what a remora was at the time.
I thought he was talking about a damn airline or something.....
guess I'm just a shmuck!!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » January 25, 2001 7:47 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
LOL!
I thought he was talking about some myological character named "Aeromora" who attracted men...
Then I saw something on the Discovery Channel about sharks and their symbiotic relationship with REMORAS, and did the head-smack thing!!

Guest

Post by Guest » February 1, 2001 1:48 pm

Posted By Capt. Kid
If you want a laugh go to the "Kiss this guy" website. I forget the address, go thru Yahoo etc.
Caot. Kidd

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