Top Ten Things to Bring to a Buffett Tailgate Party

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Posted By Parrothead Jim
The new Top Ten List that we want your input for is:

Top Ten Things to Bring to a Buffett Tailgate Party.

Tell us what food, drinks, decorations, etc you would suggest.
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Posted By Mike Wrobel
1. Tickets to (THAT NIGHTS) show
2. Excedrin (acetaminophen,aspirin and caffeine) 3. Bond card
4. Attorney's Phone #
5. Toe Tags
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Posted By Chris
First- a real big generator, 2 blenders, 12pack of magnum condoms(for me), 2 bottles of el Patron, 80 hits of mescaline, thorzine, pint of raw ether, and a jet black '62 lincoln continental w/ suicide doors filled w/ some sorority girls from sigma kappa that you picked up on the freeway that have no idea they just injested a butt load of roofies!.....(big blow up shark optional if you have the room)
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Posted By Jimbo
A BOTTLE OPENER. Went to Nissan in 98 and we had left the bottle opener at home, we ended up using a Bic lighter to pry open the Corona's. Worked but damn it was frustrating. So from now on it's like an American Express, never leave home without it!
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Posted By Shane
Coconut bra; inflatable kiddie pool; obligatory fin; grass skirt; cooler of Corona; Margaritaville Tequila; and a cheap charcoal grill (they always get stolen!)
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Posted By Gail
inflatable flamingos bottle opener plenty of Corona/limes boombox w/cds parrot on a stick gold foil palm tree inflatable shark tied to the roof of your vehicle Buffett trivia cards sailor's hat/decorated straw hat garbage bag...don't want the reputation that we're a trashy bunch of people
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Posted By James Baden
Bail!
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Posted By Chris
A butt load of the finest beverages for the ENTIRE parking lot, and of course.............the entire Buffett cd collection. Can't forget the official uniform too!!!!
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Posted By Kimmer
One must is a couple of cases of Corona for the tailgating...as many Hawaiian decorations as you can find(grass skirts, lei's, palm trees)... don't forget the shark on top of the car.....a grill....tequilla...shot glasses....YOUR OWN PORT A JOHN WOULD BE NICE ALSO...AND MAKE UP SOME FAKE TEE SHIRTS TO SELL BEFOREHAND!!
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Posted By Scott Nelson
A pickup truck that has its bed filled with 100 beers and tons of ice, a blanket to cover up with while you spend the night in the parking lot, an empty beverage container to relieve yourself in
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Posted By JR Jackson
10. margaritaville hat
9. binocullars (checking out everyone at alpine valley)
8. case(s) beer for everyone that comes wih you)
7. tequilla bottle to share with everyone!!
6. bikini if you are a female (we perfer thong) shorts for the males
5. did I say case(s) of beer!!
4. grill for dinner
3. 4x4 or front wheel drive auto, needed for WI usually rain that day or day before concert!! dont want to get stuck!!!
2. Captain Morgans (lots) pop (little)
1. Camera for memories!!!! dont forget your captains and beer!!!!!
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Posted By Anonymous
Reefer and Booze.
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Posted By Anonymous
...that lost shaker of salt...
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Posted By DR. PRONS
10.I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE TO LIST THE OBVIOUS, BUT: BEER.
9.PONG TABLE
8.ABSURD DECORATIONS
7.ABSURD COSTUMES
6.FRIENDS
5.SUNTAN LOTION (OIL IF YOUR FEELING SEXY).
4.LEATHER JACKET WITH NO UNDERSHIRT, GREASE FOR
YOUR HAIR AND GOLD CHAINS JUST TO BE THAT GUY WHO
HAS NO IDEA WHAT CONCERT HE'S AT.
3.JB PRIDE.
2.WATER GUNS.
1.MY APPETITE.
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Posted By susan
Show your tits!
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Posted By Panama
10) Beer
9) Tequila
8) Rum
7) limes
6) lots of ice
5) Roses's lime juice
4) portable blender
3) Cointreau
2) Grand Marnier
1) ...uh, did I say beer?
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Posted By HawkeyePH
A big warm bun, a huge hunk of meat, lettuce, tomato, heinz 57, french fried potato, big kosher pickle, and a cold draft beer(s)!
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Posted By HawkeyePH
First, gotta have booze and a blender. Then a big warm bun, huge hunk of meat, lettuce, tomato, Heinz 57, french fried potato, big kosher pickle, and cold draft beer!
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Posted By Sir Francis Drake
10. Tequila
9. A parrot
8. Tequila
7. Chips
6. Tequila
5. Pirate costume
4. Tequila
3. Cheeseburger
2. Tequila
1. Show tickets
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Posted By luvnluk
10. Dr's note excusing you from work the day of the concert.
9. battery powered blender.
8. battery powered cd player
7. extra batteries.
6. anjejo rum
5. lime juice
4. blanket for concert fun with other PH's during show.
3. Margaritaville tequilla.
2. Other Parrotheads
1. A Dr's note excusing you from work the day after the concert.
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