Cool jobs that may or may not exist...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 5:34 pm

You know what job I think would be cool? I want to be the person who creates all the smilie-emoticon-thingies. I mean, how fun would it be to sit around making smilies.

Left Field ParrotHead · Post by **Left Field ParrotHead** » April 3, 2006 5:36 pm

Beer tester...

Norm Peterson got my dream job.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 5:38 pm

Yeah. Beer tester would be pretty good. I'd have to expand to rum testing at some point.

Left Field ParrotHead · Post by **Left Field ParrotHead** » April 3, 2006 5:39 pm

buffettbride wrote:Yeah. Beer tester would be pretty good. I'd have to expand to rum testing at some point.

But the rum tester job couldn't be in the US. Would have to be on one of those islands they make lots of rum on.

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » April 3, 2006 5:41 pm

They just had some sort of rum tasting convention in Tampa, I think- a friend of Larry and I got to go.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 5:41 pm

Left Field ParrotHead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Yeah. Beer tester would be pretty good. I'd have to expand to rum testing at some point.
But the rum tester job couldn't be in the US. Would have to be on one of those islands they make lots of rum on.

I'd be willing to take one for the team.

No rum shall go untasted.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 3, 2006 5:44 pm

Coconuts wrote:They just had some sort of rum tasting convention in Tampa, I think- a friend of Larry and I got to go.

He didn't just get to go, I think he was a judge.

Southern Monkey · Post by **Southern Monkey** » April 3, 2006 5:46 pm

I use to get paid to post at buffettnews and bbuffettworld (<--- Intentional typo due to censorship of other Buffett sites) but then I moved here and had to actually work for a living..

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » April 3, 2006 5:47 pm

They're making you work at your job?! That stinks!

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » April 3, 2006 5:56 pm

Hustler photographer.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 5:56 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:Hustler photographer.

Beavers!

SuperTrooper · Post by **SuperTrooper** » April 3, 2006 5:58 pm

The guy that test drives the Ferraris.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 5:58 pm

Nice one Clayton!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 3, 2006 7:54 pm

Left Field ParrotHead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Yeah. Beer tester would be pretty good. I'd have to expand to rum testing at some point.
But the rum tester job couldn't be in the US. Would have to be on one of those islands they make lots of rum on.

they make Rum in Boise..

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 3, 2006 8:30 pm

Lighthouse inspector.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 3, 2006 10:24 pm

Millionaire Lazyass

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » April 3, 2006 10:26 pm

Ilph wrote:Millionaire Lazyass

I'd settle for thousandair lazyass

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » April 3, 2006 10:26 pm

The son and heir of a billion dollar corporation.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 3, 2006 10:32 pm

PHAW Webmistress wrote:
Ilph wrote:Millionaire Lazyass
I'd settle for thousandair lazyass

Aim high, that's my motto anyways.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 3, 2006 10:56 pm

Ilph wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:
Ilph wrote:Millionaire Lazyass
I'd settle for thousandair lazyass
Aim high, that's my motto anyways.

But that makes a mess on the seat when you tinkle!! Ewwwwwwww!