Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 7:46 am

Posted By 12vltlady
they can't figure out why you start planning 6 months in advance for the upcoming concert

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 8:33 am

Posted By Caribbean Soul
They show up in an Alligator shirt!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 8:40 am

Posted By ohio
...they're not sure what to do with a jello shooter!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 9:46 am

Posted By Kimmer
They wouldn't be caught dead in a grass skirt & they can't figure out why there is a shark on top of your car!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 10:59 am

Posted By FinzWright
They just stand around looking lost when "Who's the Blonde Stranger" begins to play.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 11:00 am

Posted By SkyKing
The shocked expression on their face starting about a mile from the venue, continuing through the parking lot (party central) and through to the end of the concert. Nothing can prepare them for this event.

Plus, questions like...Why are we picking up this trash? Don't they pay people to do this?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 11:59 am

Posted By VAparrothd
When they ask you "So what's the deal with the margaritas and the shark fins?"

or "Who's this Bubba guy ya'll keep talking about, I thought we were coming to see Jimmy Buffett?"

or "Will he be playing anything off of SYKBH?"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 12:04 pm

Posted By James William
Cool then this is the guy who does that "Margaritaville" song !! Will he play it ??

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 12:30 pm

Posted By B. Hall
"Let's buy reserved seat tickets. Thats where the real party is!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 1:03 pm

Posted By Tim
If the concert doesn't start until 8:00 why are we getting there at noon?

or

Why are we taking so much stuff? We're going to a concert not the beach. I was asked this one before the Sat. show in Cincy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 1:20 pm

Posted By Anonymous
They come dressed in mini-skirts and high heels....with one(borrowed)plastic lei.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 2:42 pm

Posted By VOLcano
Why come to a concert if you know to the words to all the songs?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 10:53 pm

Posted By Smiley
They don't know all the words by heart and they have never drank margaritas from a 15 gallon keg.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 29, 2000 11:27 pm

Posted By 12vltlady
he is too old to have a concert that is any fun.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 12:55 pm

Posted By Desdemona
They ask, "Why are we going so early? What are we going to do in the parking lot for three hours."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 1:19 pm

Posted By Anonymous
They look at us and think we're crazy!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 1:21 pm

Posted By Anonymous
They don't pace themselves properly and never actually make it to the show.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 1:32 pm

Posted By headparrothead
They are wearing polo shirts, khaki pants, deck shoes, NO lei, and have 3rd row pavilion seats that they got for free from a friend who is a Corona Beer supplier.

...and when Margaritaville is finally played near the end of the night they think they know the words and have to fake it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 2:34 pm

Posted By jenafa
Overheard while waiting to try and buy tickets to Camden

"Oh MY GOD!! Your parents go to this concert? No Way"

go away...little girl

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 30, 2000 3:14 pm

Posted By pHEADpUNK
1-They use the Outhouses to extinguish their inner tequila fires...

2-Their Hawaiian shirt has those "new" creases...

3-They have that "Deer in the Headlights" look...

4-They stare when someone flashes a boob...

5-They sing "Fish to the left, Fish to the right"...(true story).

6-Want to get to their seats for the opening act...

7-Didn't already take the next day off from work...

8-Don't decorate the ride, no grill and drink right out of the bottle...

9-Ask which side of the woods do the girls go potty...

10-Beg you to take them again next year...