Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
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Posted By SkyKing
The shocked expression on their face starting about a mile from the venue, continuing through the parking lot (party central) and through to the end of the concert. Nothing can prepare them for this event.
Plus, questions like...Why are we picking up this trash? Don't they pay people to do this?
The shocked expression on their face starting about a mile from the venue, continuing through the parking lot (party central) and through to the end of the concert. Nothing can prepare them for this event.
Plus, questions like...Why are we picking up this trash? Don't they pay people to do this?
Posted By headparrothead
They are wearing polo shirts, khaki pants, deck shoes, NO lei, and have 3rd row pavilion seats that they got for free from a friend who is a Corona Beer supplier.
...and when Margaritaville is finally played near the end of the night they think they know the words and have to fake it.
They are wearing polo shirts, khaki pants, deck shoes, NO lei, and have 3rd row pavilion seats that they got for free from a friend who is a Corona Beer supplier.
...and when Margaritaville is finally played near the end of the night they think they know the words and have to fake it.
Posted By pHEADpUNK
1-They use the Outhouses to extinguish their inner tequila fires...
2-Their Hawaiian shirt has those "new" creases...
3-They have that "Deer in the Headlights" look...
4-They stare when someone flashes a boob...
5-They sing "Fish to the left, Fish to the right"...(true story).
6-Want to get to their seats for the opening act...
7-Didn't already take the next day off from work...
8-Don't decorate the ride, no grill and drink right out of the bottle...
9-Ask which side of the woods do the girls go potty...
10-Beg you to take them again next year...
1-They use the Outhouses to extinguish their inner tequila fires...
2-Their Hawaiian shirt has those "new" creases...
3-They have that "Deer in the Headlights" look...
4-They stare when someone flashes a boob...
5-They sing "Fish to the left, Fish to the right"...(true story).
6-Want to get to their seats for the opening act...
7-Didn't already take the next day off from work...
8-Don't decorate the ride, no grill and drink right out of the bottle...
9-Ask which side of the woods do the girls go potty...
10-Beg you to take them again next year...