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Christmas in Cloumbus
Boy Scout Heart
Monkey Farts(banana wind) :lol:
Underkill
Someones got a couzin in Miami
The last tango in Paris :roll:
I heard I was in time
On a slow boat to nowhere
Largely framed individual
Burnt dat' bwidge
All the ways you want me :razz:
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"People always talk to the Captain".
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1.I Fell in the BUB at MardiGras 2.USS ZydecoFORD :grin: p.s. BUB stands for beer-urine-barf and Ford stands for fix-or-repair-daily, or find-on-the-road-dead, or for-old-retired-drivers :lol:
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I still think this is the funniest stuff on this website!
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citcat wrote:1.I Fell in the BUB at MardiGras 2.USS ZydecoFORD :grin: p.s. BUB stands for beer-urine-barf and Ford stands for fix-or-repair-daily, or find-on-the-road-dead, or for-old-retired-drivers :lol:
Or F'd over rebuilt dodge :lol:
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I'm about to sneeze (Bama Breeze)
A pirate drinks a 40
Cheeseburger and parrot eyes
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1. Son of a Son of a Mailman
2. Why don't we just talk (and snuggle)
3. Winter Admirer
4. Parrot Shootin'
5. He went to Rehab
6. Knees of her stance
7. Depends (to the left!)
8. You Fell For The Parrot Thing
9. Mystery Rash in Mexico
10. Sun Causes Cancer
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Re: Top Ten Rejected Buffett Song Names

Post by OldFriendTheSquid »

There's a Man Dressed like a Woman on Caroline Street
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Post by sonofabeach »

Guest wrote:Posted By Sundowner
!-NOTE: Message edited by 'admin'-!>1.Nobody speaks to O.J. no more
2.Tampon trauma
3.Diarrheaville
4.Alaskadays
5.There's a hooker with aids on Caroline street
6.Sex in the library
7.Landfill
8.The legend of Norman Bates
9.Miss my hair badly
10.
11.
12.
13.Daddy,mommy and the holey condom
14.I used to have hair one time
15.
16.No beer on Sunday
17.Ebola
18.They don't shag like Carmen no more
19.Stranded in a gay bar
20.Wideload lady
21.In the homeless shelter
22.
23.
24.One particular hooker
25.Twelve volt vibrator
26.

From Admin: Let's try to keep it clean folks!!

Hey!!!! Sundowner was me back in the day. Wow! April of 2000.
I was a perv back then and still am today!!!! :lol: I'm consistant!
I wish I could remember the ones they edited :lol:
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Post by chippewa »

sonofabeach wrote:
Guest wrote:Posted By Sundowner
!-NOTE: Message edited by 'admin'-!>1.Nobody speaks to O.J. no more
2.Tampon trauma
3.Diarrheaville
4.Alaskadays
5.There's a hooker with aids on Caroline street
6.Sex in the library
7.Landfill
8.The legend of Norman Bates
9.Miss my hair badly
10.
11.
12.
13.Daddy,mommy and the holey condom
14.I used to have hair one time
15.
16.No beer on Sunday
17.Ebola
18.They don't shag like Carmen no more
19.Stranded in a gay bar
20.Wideload lady
21.In the homeless shelter
22.
23.
24.One particular hooker
25.Twelve volt vibrator
26.

From Admin: Let's try to keep it clean folks!!

Hey!!!! Sundowner was me back in the day. Wow! April of 2000.
I was a perv back then and still am today!!!! :lol: I'm consistant!
I wish I could remember the ones they edited :lol:
Ebola??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I wanna know what the "censored" ones said..... :pirate:
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Post by sonofabeach »

chippewa wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:
Guest wrote:Posted By Sundowner
!-NOTE: Message edited by 'admin'-!>1.Nobody speaks to O.J. no more
2.Tampon trauma
3.Diarrheaville
4.Alaskadays
5.There's a hooker with aids on Caroline street
6.Sex in the library
7.Landfill
8.The legend of Norman Bates
9.Miss my hair badly
10.
11.
12.
13.Daddy,mommy and the holey condom
14.I used to have hair one time
15.
16.No beer on Sunday
17.Ebola
18.They don't shag like Carmen no more
19.Stranded in a gay bar
20.Wideload lady
21.In the homeless shelter
22.
23.
24.One particular hooker
25.Twelve volt vibrator
26.

From Admin: Let's try to keep it clean folks!!

Hey!!!! Sundowner was me back in the day. Wow! April of 2000.
I was a perv back then and still am today!!!! :lol: I'm consistant!
I wish I could remember the ones they edited :lol:
Ebola??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I wanna know what the "censored" ones said..... :pirate:
yeah...it's good for your soula :lol:
Those deleted ones must've have been some real gems.
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