I Want To Be a Stripper!
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I Want To Be a Stripper!
First ....... the disclaimer:
Now that we have that out of the way ......
"Just who are these characters and critters that inhabit Critterville?".
"Hey Bob! How can I become a stripper?".
"I'm confused, is the pink hog with the man boobies Larry?".
Very good questions, all of 'em, and I don't know the right answer to any of 'em even though I'm writing this strip.
The original critters were all nameless, until you guys gave our valiant little duck friend the name "DUCKETT"
(spelled with two T's dambit!), which just seemed to fit. At this point, none of our other characters or critters
have been given an "official name", but I expect that will change over time.
Heck, I'm still trying to figure out all of their individual personalities.
Some of them even seem to have dual-personas which is confusing even me.
Many of the characters are simply composits of all of us and yet none of us (does that make sense?).
Other characters are beginning to appear and even have certain defined jobs down in Critterville Cove
Imagine that!
Keep a sharp eye out for the subtle and not-so-subtle references to BNers
Many of the current and future characters and critters are inspired by many of you.
I'll leave it to you to figure out who and recognize yourselves.
How can you become a stripper? Well, that might work, but don't count on it.
No, the best way to become a stripper is to contribute!
Read and most importantly post, comment, contribute (heck I'll take these things) too.
Suggest ideas for future storylines. Tell me when the strip works and when it doesn't.
I'm bound to have a few stinkers,
particular when I write something simply because it amuses me (I'm easily amused).
But the best way of all to get my attention, is to promote the strip, let's drum up both readership
and (most importantly) participation.
Tell the Noobies that they are welcomed .
How can you do that best? Maybe add one of these to your signature line:
Custom Stripper Signatures available upon request (helps to have made a contribution or appearance in the strip).
Thanks!
~~~~~~~ surfpirate
Now that we have that out of the way ......
"Just who are these characters and critters that inhabit Critterville?".
"Hey Bob! How can I become a stripper?".
"I'm confused, is the pink hog with the man boobies Larry?".
Very good questions, all of 'em, and I don't know the right answer to any of 'em even though I'm writing this strip.
The original critters were all nameless, until you guys gave our valiant little duck friend the name "DUCKETT"
(spelled with two T's dambit!), which just seemed to fit. At this point, none of our other characters or critters
have been given an "official name", but I expect that will change over time.
Heck, I'm still trying to figure out all of their individual personalities.
Some of them even seem to have dual-personas which is confusing even me.
Many of the characters are simply composits of all of us and yet none of us (does that make sense?).
Other characters are beginning to appear and even have certain defined jobs down in Critterville Cove
Imagine that!
Keep a sharp eye out for the subtle and not-so-subtle references to BNers
Many of the current and future characters and critters are inspired by many of you.
I'll leave it to you to figure out who and recognize yourselves.
How can you become a stripper? Well, that might work, but don't count on it.
No, the best way to become a stripper is to contribute!
Read and most importantly post, comment, contribute (heck I'll take these things) too.
Suggest ideas for future storylines. Tell me when the strip works and when it doesn't.
I'm bound to have a few stinkers,
particular when I write something simply because it amuses me (I'm easily amused).
But the best way of all to get my attention, is to promote the strip, let's drum up both readership
and (most importantly) participation.
Tell the Noobies that they are welcomed .
How can you do that best? Maybe add one of these to your signature line:
Custom Stripper Signatures available upon request (helps to have made a contribution or appearance in the strip).
Thanks!
~~~~~~~ surfpirate
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I hadn't noticed Shrinky... COOL!
and the new spelling of Noobies... awesome!
I love creativity. Sorry I'm afraid I'm not original enough to be in the strip...
but I love seeing other BNrs!!!
and the new spelling of Noobies... awesome!
I love creativity. Sorry I'm afraid I'm not original enough to be in the strip...
but I love seeing other BNrs!!!
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Right click it. Go to properties. Copy the address (Ctrl C). Click cancel. Click profile. Go to your siggy. Click Img and paste, or just paste and insert [img]in%20front%20of%20the%20address%20and[/img] after the address. Click submit.
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Re: I Want To Be a Stripper!
OMG it does make me look fat , now about the dual personas my therapist told me that the 4 bs will take care of thatsurfpirate wrote: Heck, I'm still trying to figure out all of their individual personalities.
Some of them even seem to have dual-personas which is confusing even me.
Beaches
Buffett
Beer and of course
Boobies
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...Tarheel Tail Gator is the Grill Master!!Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:and by the way Bob, whenever the Critterville crew gets the munchies after their three-week happy hour (it's always 5 o'clock somewhere in Critterville) , Tarheel Tail-Gator is ready to grill up some food!
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Well, that's at the top of a really tall pole...hopefully they aren't dancing up there!SharkOnLand wrote:Unless you land on it wrong....Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hmmm, I can't be the only one who thinks a thread about wanting to be a stripper needs a pole....
Of course a spork pole would work best with this bunch, right?
Ya know...BN Critters is just begging for a Blue Footed Booby character...dontcha think?
I have one of these...
Hmmm, actually a pair of Blue Footed Boobies might be more appropriate for BN Critters.