I Want To Be a Stripper!

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Carolinadreamin' wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
LIPH wrote:That pole is in the still to be furnished living room of my new apartment. No lie. :lol:
Perhaps we should have Pope Jimmy come bless it? :lol: :lol:

Do we need to have a housewarming for you...where everyone brings a piece of furniture? :wink: :lol:
I bet he has plans for that pole...... :lol:
I do, but I doubt if she'll go for it. :oops:
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OMG... this is hilarious!!!!

woohoo for the stripper pole.... ;)
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
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Post by East Texas Parrothead »

phjrsaunt wrote:Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
Ummm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, he *does* have a story or three about Auntie! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
Ummm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, he *does* have a story or three about Auntie! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
sounds like I need to catch up on the back issues on my lunch break!! :lol:
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phjrsaunt wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
Ummm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, he *does* have a story or three about Auntie! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
sounds like I need to catch up on the back issues on my lunch break!! :lol:
Ummmm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, I think you're to be featured in "up and coming" stories. :wink:
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
My love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
Ummm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, he *does* have a story or three about Auntie! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
sounds like I need to catch up on the back issues on my lunch break!! :lol:
Ummmm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, I think you're to be featured in "up and coming" stories. :wink:
Ahhh....hope surpirate doesn't talk to PHarmboy/girl about a certain "activity" I done went and did in downtown Dallas. 8)
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Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
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I'll know I've made it when he features a cat in a bucket :lol:
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tikitatas wrote:Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
Ummmm ..... do you have a particular storyline in mind ......... or do you just want a stereotypical Buddhist-in-a-coconut-bra doing "Fins To The Left" (but refusing to dance to the sacred cow blasphemous Cheeseburger Song)?
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surfpirate wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
Ummmm ..... do you have a particular storyline in mind ......... or do you just want a stereotypical Buddhist-in-a-coconut-bra doing "Fins To The Left" (but refusing to dance to the sacred cow blasphemous Cheeseburger Song)?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That sounds about right--don't forget, she's from Nova Scotia, and therefore a Bluenose Buddhist, too! :wink:
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surfpirate wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
Ummmm ..... do you have a particular storyline in mind ......... or do you just want a stereotypical Buddhist-in-a-coconut-bra doing "Fins To The Left" (but refusing to dance to the sacred cow blasphemous Cheeseburger Song)?
Om shanti, SP! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Snowparrot wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
Ummmm ..... do you have a particular storyline in mind ......... or do you just want a stereotypical Buddhist-in-a-coconut-bra doing "Fins To The Left" (but refusing to dance to the sacred cow blasphemous Cheeseburger Song)?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That sounds about right--don't forget, she's from Nova Scotia, and therefore a Bluenose Buddhist, too! :wink:
Puis, elle parle français aussi! :wink:
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tikitatas wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Can you work in a Buddhist BNer?? :lol:
Ummmm ..... do you have a particular storyline in mind ......... or do you just want a stereotypical Buddhist-in-a-coconut-bra doing "Fins To The Left" (but refusing to dance to the sacred cow blasphemous Cheeseburger Song)?
Om shanti, SP! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Groovy waves and Peace right back atcha. :D

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phjrsaunt wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:Can I be a stripper? Or have I already been? (I've been in the "unknown zone" for a few weeks, so I've missed a lot).

I "know" you have a story about me! :D
Ummm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, he *does* have a story or three about Auntie! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
sounds like I need to catch up on the back issues on my lunch break!! :lol:
Ummmm...errr...well ... as a matter of fact, I think you're to be featured in "up and coming" stories. :wink:
Ahhh....hope surpirate doesn't talk to PHarmboy/girl about a certain "activity" I done went and did in downtown Dallas. 8)
Or maybe someting to do with food and drink, such as the cookbooks????
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Post by sunseeker »

I've been out of the loop lately too...great job surf pirate....the strip looks great..... :D
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

I could be a stripper if the right role came along.

:lol:
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Om sha-boobies, says TikiTATAS! :D
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tikitatas wrote:Om sha-boobies, says TikiTATAS! :D
sounds like shameless, begging to me! :wink:
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

I think the strip *really* needs a dancing cat...or an otter. Wearing pink flip flops of course. :D [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :wink:
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