BN Critters Storylines YOU'D like to see ......

[Tarheel Tail-Gator]

I'd love to see the story about Cocotel's missing/stolen phlamingos played simultaneously in the bar in Critterville and across the pond in a British Pub, (and maybe down under to work Creeky into the mix) since the story was picked up by the BBC's website. There's gotta be a line or two of humor in there somewhere!

[pojo]

naughty lessons....

Leaky Tiki Tour....

Ice Woman Cometh ..... Look for the picture!

Wild Women of Mount Pilot

what else am I missing??

[Dally]

and a Beg Andretti
and frozen quarters
and fribbling
and a scooterboy
and a phinster

SP wouldn't be able to fit all of his pheather's in the strip!

I wouldn't mind seeing a "Lil Angel." *hint* *hint*

[phjrsaunt]

The love matches phrom BN (ie The Queen and Elrod, RWM and Nikki)

[phjrsaunt]

surprise guests!

[alphabits]

boobies ...... lots and lots of boobies ...... covered with cereal

[Dally]

Y'all don't forget......

"It's all Cuervo's fault!

damB I miss me some Cuervo!

[phjrsaunt]

Y'all don't forget......

"It's all Cuervo's fault!

damB I miss me some Cuervo!

YES!
And anything to with SailingAgain and knives!

[Dally]

Y'all don't forget......

"It's all Cuervo's fault!

damB I miss me some Cuervo!

YES!
And anything to with SailingAgain and knives!

Ah yes....my long lost.....knife wielding hubby!

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Remember when we used to go on road trips on Wednesdays and Fridays to Dangerous World and Key Lime Cafe so we wouldn't run out of time and room on BN before the end of a month?

[Tequila Revenge]

boobies ...... lots and lots of boobies ...... covered with cereal

*think raisin bran commercial back in the 70's*

MORE BOOBIES

LOTS MORE BOOBIES

MORE BOOBIES THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE

IF YOU LIKE BOOBIES

BIG JUICY BOOBIES

THEN EAT BITS BOOBIES AND BRAN

sorry it slipped

[LIPH]

I don't like big juicy boobies. I have small hands. Small boobies are a better fit.

[Tequila Revenge]

I don't like big juicy boobies. I have small hands. Small boobies are a better fit.

perky boobies?

itty bitty ti......

[Snowparrot]

I don't like big juicy boobies. I have small hands. Small boobies are a better fit.

perky boobies?

itty bitty ti......

No Parrot kindly says to me, "Anything more than a handful's a waste."

[phjrsaunt]

I don't like big juicy boobies. I have small hands. Small boobies are a better fit.

perky boobies?

itty bitty ti......

No Parrot kindly says to me, "Anything more than a handful's a waste."

That's what UncleMickey says to me too!

[Conolulu]

Isn't anyone staying at The "Holyday Een"





and just where is Achmed? Busy with Tourist Season??



OMG!

How could I have forgotten about this one???


http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... 14&start=0

"A few of us in another thread have come up with some good material for Jimmy's next album .....


1. Pineapple Pizza
2. The Monkey Boy Hump
3. The Queen and E
4. Roadtripping to Hawaii (or SGH Hawaii Dreamin)
5. Bite Me
6. Scooter Boy Blues
7. Kitty boy, not Pooh
8. KC is a JB wannabee
9. The Fur Bus
10. The Jello shot King

11. BEG Andretti Wears PFFs
12. Does everyone really know Creeky
13. Son of a Son of a Palm Tree
14. Who's the Blonde Poll Bride
15. Hijacked again
16. MSC Saturday night
17. 8675309 Creeky
18. Wino Partners in Crime Know
19. Harem Master, this is Wingman
20. When is Jimmy coming to my town

21. Oh Lord, I'm stuck in an airport, again
22. Where is Michipin
23. Maybe Later
24. What happens in VEgas, Stays in VEgas
25. Ticketmaster Sux
26. Long Distance Love
27. Have Boat, Will Tailgate
28. Why Don't We Get Drunk And Spew
29. Buffettnews Stories We Could Tell
30. Back to the Snowbank

31. Can Molly Find Anyone At A Concert?
32. Moderator Love
33. If the Phone Doesn't Ring We've Gone To Key West
34. It's All Cuervo's Fault....Really!
35. The Great Fun Ticket Bank Robbery
36. Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Parrotheads
38. Twisted Family Tree
39. Whose Finger Is On the Delete Button?
40. What State Am I In?

41. Rum Drinks...Waitress I need two more Rum Drinks
42. Drunk Dials
43. I'm Drankin'
44. Just Another Tequila Hangover
45. I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane...again and again and again
46. It's Happy Hour Somewhere
47. It's Been A Lovely Booze
48. Brother, Can You Spare Some Beads
49. Red, Red Winemaker
50. Ragtop Santa

51. Licence to Fribble
52. Bars to Build
53. Lee - the voice of reason
54. Please take your drunken 51 year old g/f home
55. Good Biatch of the North
56. Parrotheads at Work
57. I Left My Heart at Zero Duval Street
58. Who Got Da Bail Money?
59. Window on the Internet
60. Pampa, not Tampa

61. Who is on the Milk Carton this week?
62. Pour Me a Vacation
63. Days of Thunderstorms
64. I love Jimmy Buffet
65. Have Credit Card, Will Roadtrip
66. Gypsies In The Parking Lot
67. The Great Port-a Let Backup
68. It's PAW not PHAW
69. Beware the Double Dog Dare
70. Bartenders, Roadtrips and Holy Margaritas

71. Phinster to the Left, Phinster to the Right
72. Adventures at the Holy-Day Inn
73. I Will Flash for Jumbo--tron
74. Cabana Daydreaming
75. Phruitcakes In The Kitchen
76. One Particular Tailgate
77. You Call It Joggin', I Call It Running Aground
78. Glass of Limes
79. Incoming--Duck
80. On the Lawn Again

81. A Salty Piece of Lawn
82. Who's the Tall Blonde Drunk Girl
83. blew out my lap-top
84. There's A Woman Going Topless On Row Three
85. Please come to **insert city here** in the springtime
86. Queen of the Flying Whip Cream
87. I Wish Sex Could Last Forever
88. Cubbie doesnt flirt here no more
89. Kiss My Purple Starfish
90. I Left A Wet Spot in Alpine
91. If I Could Just Get it On with sonofabeach
92. Nobody Speaks to Jah No More
93. Something So Feminine About NYCparrothead
94. It's Midnight And I'm Not Sh#tfaced Yet
95. That's What Drinkin' Is To Me
96. First Man Falling
97. That's the Toilet Seat And I'm Sticking To It
98. It Should Have Been Me!
99. Stories We Shouldn't Oughtta Tell
100. Tequila, Lime, Salt, and a Gasoline Powered Blender
101. That's What Tailgating Means To Me"

[Marnin Grita Guy]

Isn't anyone staying at The "Holyday Een"





and just where is Achmed? Busy with Tourist Season??



OMG!

How could I have forgotten about this one???


http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... 14&start=0





"A few of us in another thread have come up with some good material for Jimmy's next album .....


1. Pineapple Pizza
2. The Monkey Boy Hump
3. The Queen and E
4. Roadtripping to Hawaii (or SGH Hawaii Dreamin)
5. Bite Me
6. Scooter Boy Blues
7. Kitty boy, not Pooh
8. KC is a JB wannabee
9. The Fur Bus
10. The Jello shot King

11. BEG Andretti Wears PFFs
12. Does everyone really know Creeky
13. Son of a Son of a Palm Tree
14. Who's the Blonde Poll Bride
15. Hijacked again
16. MSC Saturday night
17. 8675309 Creeky
18. Wino Partners in Crime Know
19. Harem Master, this is Wingman
20. When is Jimmy coming to my town

21. Oh Lord, I'm stuck in an airport, again
22. Where is Michipin
23. Maybe Later
24. What happens in VEgas, Stays in VEgas
25. Ticketmaster Sux
26. Long Distance Love
27. Have Boat, Will Tailgate
28. Why Don't We Get Drunk And Spew
29. Buffettnews Stories We Could Tell
30. Back to the Snowbank

31. Can Molly Find Anyone At A Concert?
32. Moderator Love
33. If the Phone Doesn't Ring We've Gone To Key West
34. It's All Cuervo's Fault....Really!
35. The Great Fun Ticket Bank Robbery
36. Momma's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Parrotheads
38. Twisted Family Tree
39. Whose Finger Is On the Delete Button?
40. What State Am I In?

41. Rum Drinks...Waitress I need two more Rum Drinks
42. Drunk Dials
43. I'm Drankin'
44. Just Another Tequila Hangover
45. I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane...again and again and again
46. It's Happy Hour Somewhere
47. It's Been A Lovely Booze
48. Brother, Can You Spare Some Beads
49. Red, Red Winemaker
50. Ragtop Santa

51. Licence to Fribble
52. Bars to Build
53. Lee - the voice of reason
54. Please take your drunken 51 year old g/f home
55. Good Biatch of the North
56. Parrotheads at Work
57. I Left My Heart at Zero Duval Street
58. Who Got Da Bail Money?
59. Window on the Internet
60. Pampa, not Tampa

61. Who is on the Milk Carton this week?
62. Pour Me a Vacation
63. Days of Thunderstorms
64. I love Jimmy Buffet
65. Have Credit Card, Will Roadtrip
66. Gypsies In The Parking Lot
67. The Great Port-a Let Backup
68. It's PAW not PHAW
69. Beware the Double Dog Dare
70. Bartenders, Roadtrips and Holy Margaritas

71. Phinster to the Left, Phinster to the Right
72. Adventures at the Holy-Day Inn
73. I Will Flash for Jumbo--tron
74. Cabana Daydreaming
75. Phruitcakes In The Kitchen
76. One Particular Tailgate
77. You Call It Joggin', I Call It Running Aground
78. Glass of Limes
79. Incoming--Duck
80. On the Lawn Again

81. A Salty Piece of Lawn
82. Who's the Tall Blonde Drunk Girl
83. blew out my lap-top
84. There's A Woman Going Topless On Row Three
85. Please come to **insert city here** in the springtime
86. Queen of the Flying Whip Cream
87. I Wish Sex Could Last Forever
88. Cubbie doesnt flirt here no more
89. Kiss My Purple Starfish
90. I Left A Wet Spot in Alpine
91. If I Could Just Get it On with sonofabeach
92. Nobody Speaks to Jah No More
93. Something So Feminine About NYCparrothead
94. It's Midnight And I'm Not Sh#tfaced Yet
95. That's What Drinkin' Is To Me
96. First Man Falling
97. That's the Toilet Seat And I'm Sticking To It
98. It Should Have Been Me!
99. Stories We Shouldn't Oughtta Tell
100. Tequila, Lime, Salt, and a Gasoline Powered Blender
101. That's What Tailgating Means To Me"

You forgot one dear,.......

Cock Blocked.

[phjrsaunt]

Hoot Island.
and scepters.

[dawgfan]

Lisa G
Barry in a Thong

[z-man]

Rum Jumbie!