conched wrote:
From the outer banks to blowing rock who remembers CAROWINDS.
To introduce...during my nomadic travels I have probably been to every city, village, hamlet in North Carolina and fruitcakes are fine.
CAROLINA verse of FRUITCAKES
Paradise; Lost and found
Paradise; Take a look around
Now I was back in North Carolina
Back to see all of our friends
From the outer banks to blowing rock
Who remembers Carowinds?
And those surfers out in Wrightsville Beach
Are dancing on the sea
And those fruitcakes up in Asheville
Are growing herb for you and me
Fruitcakes in the kitchen...
Fruitcakes in Kitty Hawk
From Murphy Isle to Techinclough??? I hear you when you squawk.
Need help with locations??
Ahhh. the Government in space...your tax dollars at work
There are Landsharks on the shuttle
But that toilet's on the blink.
And out in space ain't no place
For p*** in the sink.
Up on Mars the pictures from the lander are quite clear
But instead of finding water
They should be looking for a cold beer.
Religion you know something about religion in North Carolina
...it's that polygamist crew
Hey Rasta Man, I ain't go a clue.
Relationships
The whirring of the blender
Hey give me a little hug
Future
Yea Time is speeding by
Now humor fun and laugter seem to be in short supply
so I'll just watch the daily show
And practice what I preach.
Get jah lost in Robert Nesta Marley as I walk along the beach
Hey we got fruitcakes who drove all the way from Canada here tongiht
I got coast guard buddies from Elizabeth City who are fruitcakes you know
We got the whole Wilmington North Carolina police department here
Oh yeah, fruitcakes on parade..
Thank you, fruitcakes.
It's true we got almost the whole Wilmington police department tonight.
I asked them who's minding Wilmington tongiht.
They said Andy and Barney.
I've had a good time or two in Wilmington...Jimmy said:
Back in the old days we all lived in one bus and I drove the bus!
Late at night there was no other way to get beer, so I just drove the bus to the 7-11 to get beer and sometimes I got detoured and never made it back to my original destination.
that's my story and I'm stickin to it.