It came from... Behind!
And now for something completely different...
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SharkOnLand
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mjeischen
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No no no . . . .it smells like fish here and like crap here . . . .or was it here . . . no thats not it . . . wait . . . .wait . . . . wait . . . Is this your Pez dispenser? Whats that smell . . . I think I see Amelia Earharts plane and the inspiration for a Blondie hit.
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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mjeischen
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[quote="CaptainP"]
I thought you said parking the pink Cadillac not the Asian Carp Attack . . .
I thought you said parking the pink Cadillac not the Asian Carp Attack . . .
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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SharkOnLand
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After years of scouting them in the wild, Dr. Vlindenfagen finally had the photographic evidence that proved that beavers were piscivores.
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mjeischen
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Tighter than a Frogs, Bass A$$ bathing suits are water tight so those colostomies can stay on the Dr's table and your day at the beach is at your discretion. Is your A$$, Bass A$$?
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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pair8head
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Does this fish make my ASS look big?CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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mjeischen
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For my next trick I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my . . . . AWE MAN THIS TRICK NEVER WORKS!
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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phjrsaunt
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pair8head wrote:Does this fish make my ASS look big?CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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CaptainP
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WINNER!!!!!SharkOnLand wrote:
After years of scouting them in the wild, Dr. Vlindenfagen finally had the photographic evidence that proved that beavers were piscivores.
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CaptainP
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CAPTION IT!!!
Re: And now for something completely different...
CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
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Bicycle Bill
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YES, I CAN HEAR YOU NOW!!!!!CaptainP wrote:
-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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SharkOnLand
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Norbert was such a genius that his brain ran hot, so he had custom air scoops made.
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buffettbride
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Do these headphones make my ass look fat?CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
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SharkOnLand
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"Hey Ma! You won't believe the deal I got on this metal asshat!"
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big john
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Federal border guards latest detection device. It can pick up the sound of tequila
sloshing around inside a bottle at 500 yards.
Who's got the rum?
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CaptainP
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big john wrote:
Federal border guards latest detection device. It can pick up the sound of tequila
sloshing around inside a bottle at 500 yards.
Winner!
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CaptainP
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CAPTION IT!!!
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nutmeg
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CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
SWINE NOT!!!!
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SuperTrooper
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Researchers in Sweden have discovered a mutation of the swine flu with horrific side effects.CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
Grand Exalted Bubba of the Order of the Sleepless Knights