Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead
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Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead
From the home office in Buzios:
10. You’re talking about Jimmy and he’s asking you if they have an early bird special…
10. You’re talking about Jimmy and he’s asking you if they have an early bird special…
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ...
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9. You're talking about Jimmy and he says "Oh, yeah . . he's the guy that did that Margaritaville song."
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…..
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8. After your hotel/disco/den-of-iniquity burns to the ground, he buys the property to prevent you from rebuilding/reopening.
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7. They ask why you show up to his concerts before noon when the concert doesn't start until 8:00.
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6)They report you to the Homeowners Association for the "Tacky Flamingos" you have in your yard.
yep..really happened.
yep..really happened.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Conolulu wrote:6)They report you to the Homeowners Association for the "Tacky Flamingos" you have in your yard.
yep..really happened.
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4. Jimmy Buffett, isn't he Warren's brother?
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3. Their 7 year old comes into your house and says "I think you have way too much Jimmy Buffett stuff!"
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2. When people come up to you and ask: What do your license plates mean? Lati2d & FINZ2RT.
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead
And the #1 way to know your neighbor isn't a Parrothead.
He doesn't drink.
He doesn't drink.
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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There's no number 5.
ok,
5. They ask why you have so many luau-themed parties and why you paint up the windows of your van with obscure sayings like: "Party at the End of the World" and "Here We Are" and "Got Salt?" and "Buffett or Bust", etc.......
ok,
5. They ask why you have so many luau-themed parties and why you paint up the windows of your van with obscure sayings like: "Party at the End of the World" and "Here We Are" and "Got Salt?" and "Buffett or Bust", etc.......
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Re: Top 10 Ways to Know Your Neighbor isn’t a Parrotthead
There's no number 5.
subtraction is not my "thing"-lol
subtraction is not my "thing"-lol