where else would a woman get arrested for shaving below the waist.... while driving!
http://keysnews.com/node/21349
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Re: Only in the Keys!
this story has too many parts to it that are just hard to believe.....
1. She's trimmming the bushes while she is driving...
2. She is in the car with her ex-husband driving to see her boyfriend
3. Her ex-husband is in the passenger seat holding the steering wheel while she runs the razor
4. She runs into someone after losing her license the day before, and she is driving an unregistered car
If I saw this as part of a movie plot, I wouldn't believe it...but then again, personal hygiene is important
1. She's trimmming the bushes while she is driving...
2. She is in the car with her ex-husband driving to see her boyfriend
3. Her ex-husband is in the passenger seat holding the steering wheel while she runs the razor
4. She runs into someone after losing her license the day before, and she is driving an unregistered car
If I saw this as part of a movie plot, I wouldn't believe it...but then again, personal hygiene is important
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Could have been worse.......a bikini wax at high speeds could really do some damage...... 
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Somehow, having a monkey riding in your back seat doesn't seem so strange now.
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Wow, that is all there is to say.
Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what living is to me
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what living is to me
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?
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Re: Only in the Keys!
alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?
I can't beat that one.....LOL
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Well, it could result in a nasty case of "road rash"JollyMon66 wrote:alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?
I can't beat that one.....LOL
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Re: Only in the Keys!
This story is quickly making its way around the world...its already on the UK MSN site!
How I miss the Keys!
How I miss the Keys!
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Re: Only in the Keys!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Obviously her ex will do ANYTHING to get out from under those alimony payments!
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Re: Only in the Keys!
If when you drive
you need a trim
just leave the steering
up to him.
BURMA SHAVE!
you need a trim
just leave the steering
up to him.
BURMA SHAVE!
Who's got the rum?
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Re: Only in the Keys!
Jay Leno reported last night but he left out the best details!
This obviously is a story and family for Jerry Springer!
This obviously is a story and family for Jerry Springer!
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Re: Only in the Keys!
The preceding article was provided for your reading enjoyment by the Key West pubic relations department. Have a nice day.
I just want to live happily ever after every...now...and...then
Re: Only in the Keys!
It makes me trimming my nose hairs with the Swiss Army Knife scissors while at a red light seem just fine. I do catch people staring at me when I trim behind the wheel, but at least it’s on my face.…
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Re: Only in the Keys!
alphabits wrote:Somehow, having a monkey riding in your back seat doesn't seem so strange now.
haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL...ohh my...Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Well, it could result in a nasty case of "road rash"JollyMon66 wrote:alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?
I can't beat that one.....LOL
There's this one particular harbor.....