BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
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BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
Thursday, 14 February 2013
“That THAT! .... Mark Trail.... !”
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
He isn't at our house....I'll check the town when it gets to be daylight.
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
Let me get this right. You want me to search every bar within fifteen miles of me to find Capt. P? Well now, that sounds like fun.
Of course you know I will not be drank'in a bit of nuthin.
Of course you know I will not be drank'in a bit of nuthin.
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
There are no less than 247 taverns, pubs, restaurants, roadhouses, gin mills, titty bars, and other establishments that are licensed to serve alcoholic beverages within 15 miles of me.
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
I'll start by searching the...um, wait...nevermind. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along....
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
Yay! Time for a Red Bank pub crawl! And it's Thursday, 1/2 price pitchers at Tommy's ...
I'm just tryin to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin and shove
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013
CaptainP wrote:I'll start by searching the...um, wait...nevermind. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along....
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
OK so far I've almost caught up with him in 9 bars, Problem being he's always "Just left" as I get there.
I'm thinking maybe I should only have one beer at each place before I move on to the
next one. Then maybe I might be able to eventually catch up to him. What do you think?
I'm thinking maybe I should only have one beer at each place before I move on to the
next one. Then maybe I might be able to eventually catch up to him. What do you think?
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
There's a bar at Hooters, maybe I'll look there. And if I can't find him, I'll drive 7 miles to the other Hooters. Then I can go to Margaritaville, the Landshark Bar & Grill and Cheeseburger in Paradise.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
With apologies to Benny Puckett:
"Well now, Captain P was a pirate,
From down around Critterville way,
One eye and a hook,
Was his favorite look,
In the bars is where he would stay.
One night, he did wind up,
In a Critterville dive saloon,
Nobody knew, least Captain P,
That I’d end up writin' this tune."
"Well he met up with "The Bandit",
One late night by the drink fridge,
Half-Bandit, Half-Weenie,
Drinkin' Bubblegum Martinis,
It sent the poor Captain over the edge,
That night, he did find him,
Drinkin' something that looked quite Foo-Foo,
And into a rage,
He became doilie crazed,
And into the night he flew"
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Fancy blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Critterville way"
"Well now they never found "The Bandit",
He was featured on COPS just last week,
Captain P disappeared in a panic,
Some say was just an antique,
And no one talks about him no more,
Though it happened just a few strips ago,
But people will lie and I’m getting’ high,
In the comic strip they come and they go!”
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Oh those blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Crittervile way"
Captain P – Eye Patch Crime Of Passion
adapted from the Album: A White Sports Car & A Pink Libation (1973)
"Well now, Captain P was a pirate,
From down around Critterville way,
One eye and a hook,
Was his favorite look,
In the bars is where he would stay.
One night, he did wind up,
In a Critterville dive saloon,
Nobody knew, least Captain P,
That I’d end up writin' this tune."
"Well he met up with "The Bandit",
One late night by the drink fridge,
Half-Bandit, Half-Weenie,
Drinkin' Bubblegum Martinis,
It sent the poor Captain over the edge,
That night, he did find him,
Drinkin' something that looked quite Foo-Foo,
And into a rage,
He became doilie crazed,
And into the night he flew"
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Fancy blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Critterville way"
"Well now they never found "The Bandit",
He was featured on COPS just last week,
Captain P disappeared in a panic,
Some say was just an antique,
And no one talks about him no more,
Though it happened just a few strips ago,
But people will lie and I’m getting’ high,
In the comic strip they come and they go!”
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Oh those blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Crittervile way"
Captain P – Eye Patch Crime Of Passion
adapted from the Album: A White Sports Car & A Pink Libation (1973)
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
Mark Trail and Mary Worth(less), the slowest moving stories in the comics.
7 days for the characters to move 7 feet!
As for the Captain P. search I'm already on it. Got a head start and
checked out a local bar last night. Just a bit of advice don't walk in
and announce "I'm looking for Captain P.". They just point you towards
the men's room. Anyway he wasn't in this place last night:
7 days for the characters to move 7 feet!
As for the Captain P. search I'm already on it. Got a head start and
checked out a local bar last night. Just a bit of advice don't walk in
and announce "I'm looking for Captain P.". They just point you towards
the men's room. Anyway he wasn't in this place last night:
Who's got the rum?
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
big john wrote:Mark Trail and Mary Worth(less), the slowest moving stories in the comics.
7 days for the characters to move 7 feet!
As for the Captain P. search I'm already on it. Got a head start and
checked out a local bar last night. Just a bit of advice don't walk in
and announce "I'm looking for Captain P.". They just point you towards
the men's room. Anyway he wasn't in this place last night:
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
I'll check the Tiki Bar at Ringville on Friday night -- perhaps the many BNers/strippers coming from miles around will be able to tackle him (with the exception of the Bandito -- we're betting he won't want to leave his foo-foo drink).
SALT, SALT, SALT/Linda
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
CaptainP would never hide at Hooters.LIPH wrote:There's a bar at Hooters, maybe I'll look there. And if I can't find him, I'll drive 7 miles to the other Hooters. Then I can go to Margaritaville, the Landshark Bar & Grill and Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Between some, maybe...
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
surfpirate wrote:With apologies to Benny Puckett:
"Well now, Captain P was a pirate,
From down around Critterville way,
One eye and a hook,
Was his favorite look,
In the bars is where he would stay.
One night, he did wind up,
In a Critterville dive saloon,
Nobody knew, least Captain P,
That I’d end up writin' this tune."
"Well he met up with "The Bandit",
One late night by the drink fridge,
Half-Bandit, Half-Weenie,
Drinkin' Bubblegum Martinis,
It sent the poor Captain over the edge,
That night, he did find him,
Drinkin' something that looked quite Foo-Foo,
And into a rage,
He became doilie crazed,
And into the night he flew"
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Fancy blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Critterville way"
"Well now they never found "The Bandit",
He was featured on COPS just last week,
Captain P disappeared in a panic,
Some say was just an antique,
And no one talks about him no more,
Though it happened just a few strips ago,
But people will lie and I’m getting’ high,
In the comic strip they come and they go!”
"It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Done in typical islands fashion,
That's what the wanted poster did say,
It's just a Critters crime of passion,
Oh those blenders he was a smashin',
Yeah but that's what the people like to talk about,
Way down Critterville way, way down Crittervile way"
Captain P – Eye Patch Crime Of Passion
adapted from the Album: A White Sports Car & A Pink Libation (1973)
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
I checked every bar within 5 miles of my house; I probably went to 25 of them.
He definitely was not at the first 5 or 6.... after that, I don't remember much.
He definitely was not at the first 5 or 6.... after that, I don't remember much.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes they have really good ideas…..
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
A beer and a shot. That seems about right....pair8head wrote:OK so far I've almost caught up with him in 9 bars, Problem being he's always "Just left" as I get there.
I'm thinking maybe I should only have one beer at each place before I move on to the
next one. Then maybe I might be able to eventually catch up to him. What do you think?
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Re: BN Critters - February 14th, 2013 ❤
My plan is working perfectly...SeattleParrotHead wrote:I checked every bar within 5 miles of my house; I probably went to 25 of them.
He definitely was not at the first 5 or 6.... after that, I don't remember much.