BN Critters - April 4th, 2013

[surfpirate]

Thursday, 4 April 2013
“We temporarily interrupt our road trip storyline. Please stand by ...."

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[Marnin Grita Guy]

Can he pleez has cheeseburger, hat?

[dnw]

Can he pleez has cheeseburger, hat?

[PA Parrot]

Seems he has a lot to say if he ever gets his voice.

[Bicycle Bill]

Maybe Funkhouse is holding out for a better role.  Something more like the Bubble-Gum Bandito or Chi-Chi Tosgeezus instead of some poor soul pushing a pathetic petition .

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

Maybe Funkhouse is holding out for a better role.  Something more like the Bubble-Gum Bandito or Chi-Chi Tosgeezus instead of some poor soul pushing a pathetic petition .

-"BB"-

Or he'll end up meeting Jimmy in a heart rendering conclusion
to our story following an epic road trip with
unimaginable twists and turns
as he encounters fellow strippers
and stripper Juana Bees
this summer ....

You know ... whatever. I have no idea where this is going .... as usual ....

[Saltx3]

and all of this is what makes it so special

[big john]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

[surfpirate]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Tvoja majka je bila hrčak i tvoj otac mirisao elderberries!

[CaptainP]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Crap. I used permanent marker. Now how am I going to clean my screen?

[phjrsaunt]

Maybe Funkhouse is holding out for a better role.  Something more like the Bubble-Gum Bandito or Chi-Chi Tosgeezus instead of some poor soul pushing a pathetic petition .

-"BB"-

Or he'll end up meeting Jimmy in a heart rendering conclusion
to our story following an epic road trip with
unimaginable twists and turns
as he encounters fellow strippers
and stripper Juana Bees
this summer ....

You know ... whatever. I have no idea where this is going .... as usual ....

The best navigators never know where they're going til they get there

[Bicycle Bill]

Maybe Funkhouse is holding out for a better role.  Something more like the Bubble-Gum Bandito or Chi-Chi Tosgeezus instead of some poor soul pushing a pathetic petition .

-"BB"-

Or he'll end up meeting Jimmy in a heart rendering conclusion
to our story following an epic road trip with
unimaginable twists and turns
as he encounters fellow strippers
and stripper Juana Bees
this summer ....

You know ... whatever. I have no idea where this is going .... as usual ....

The best navigators never know where they're going til they get there

That's right — take Columbus as an example.
• When he left he didn't know where he was going.
• While enroute he wasn't sure if he was going to get there.
• When he arrived he didn't know where he was.
• When he got back to Europe he wasn't exactly sure where he had been.
• And he did it all while spending someone else's money!

-"BB"-

[big john]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Tvoja majka je bila hrčak i tvoj otac mirisao elderberries!

Ona nije, a on ne!

[surfpirate]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Tvoja majka je bila hrčak i tvoj otac mirisao elderberries!

Ona nije, a on ne!

Losa ugrizao moju sestru jednom.

[big john]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Tvoja majka je bila hrčak i tvoj otac mirisao elderberries!

Ona nije, a on ne!

Losa ugrizao moju sestru jednom.

Jao, kladim se da je ozlijeđen.

[Bicycle Bill]

Hey kids here's a fun thing to do. Write in your own dialogue in the empty
word balloons. I have him cursing in Croatian.

Tvoja majka je bila hrčak i tvoj otac mirisao elderberries!

Ona nije, a on ne!

Losa ugrizao moju sestru jednom.

Jao, kladim se da je ozlijeđen.

Hajde, dečki, igrati lijepo.

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

Funkhouse9 očito ne želi biti striptizeta.
To me čini tužnim.

[sistergoldenhair]

easeplay ayplay auticalnay eelerswhay

[aeroparrot]

Trying to remember the lyrics after "Funk's your brother....."?

[SeattleParrotHead]

take Columbus as an example.
• When he left he didn't know where he was going.
• While enroute he wasn't sure if he was going to get there.
• When he arrived he didn't know where he was.
• When he got back to Europe he wasn't exactly sure where he had been.
• And he did it all while spending someone else's money!

And now he has his own day! And a town in Ohio named after him!