BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian.
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian.
Who's got the rum?
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
Macedonian. Too many Slovenian speakers out there stillbig john wrote:Well I'm glad that's settled. Would have hated to resort to yet another
obscure eastern European language. Next would have been Slovenian.
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I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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You people do realize that I am taking notes .......FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.surfpirate wrote:You people do realize that I am taking notes .......FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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Yea, right, good luck with that!backstreets77 wrote:When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.surfpirate wrote:You people do realize that I am taking notes .......FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
I believe this calls for more stripper bonus points. But sensei, I am not worthy of such a task on a steady basis. Let me say that I am not now seeking, nor have I ever sought, the office of ghostwriter for "the" surf pirate. However, if I am called to serve, I shall not shirk my duties. [smilie=asa.gif]surfpirate wrote:I like it. You should write the plot from this point forward .....sistergoldenhair wrote:1. Hmmmm .... maybe if I get the peeps to drink Landshark, he will sing it
Ya know, fruitcakes, 4 out 5 five bartenders recommend Landshark beer!
2. Garcon! A round of Landsharks for the house! On me! (Jimmy, are you watching?)
3. And now it is time for our drunken Nautical Wheelers sing-along! An a one an a twoah an evvybody sing!
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Of course. If it's going to be degrading, at least make it accurate.surfpirate wrote:You people do realize that I am taking notes .......FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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FunkHouse9 wrote:Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."surfpirate wrote:*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
Now I have to write an actual plot?
OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
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Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.Saltx3 wrote:Yea, right, good luck with that!backstreets77 wrote:When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.surfpirate wrote:You people do realize that I am taking notes .......FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
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Saltx3 wrote:Im a work in progress. Thanks for your support. Lol.backstreets77 wrote:Yea, right, good luck with that!surfpirate wrote:When you say you people, which mangina are you refering to? Just so I know if the notes are on me Ill man up my game some how.FunkHouse9 wrote:You people do realize that I am taking notes .......backstreets77 wrote:Which is fruitier his shirt or my cotton candy martini. Secondly who less of a dude a grown man begging for a song to be sung for him by another man, or a grown man drinking an alchol filled pink libation. (sorry Funk).Saltx3 wrote:Hey -- his bright pink t-shirt matches what I believe to be the color of the bubblegum bandito's cotton-candy martini drink
I don't consider myself to be much of a man, so no offense taken.
Like you actually have game let alone man it up
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Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.PetalMel wrote:FunkHouse9 wrote:Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."surfpirate wrote:*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
Now I have to write an actual plot?
OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
You don't know how big a salt grain can be....FunkHouse9 wrote: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style
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LOL....I love Salt (now wait, that's PA Parrot's line )Rabbitz wrote:You don't know how big a salt grain can be....FunkHouse9 wrote: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
Margarita with Salt... Vanuatu style
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
Holy quap!
That sets the bar for a salted rim.
That sets the bar for a salted rim.
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
Just realized I can't kill his character off anyway. A mime is a terrible thing to waste ....CaptainP wrote:Yeah, and get to it quickly. Mime is money.surfpirate wrote:*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
Now I have to write an actual plot?
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Re: BN Critters - April 5th, 2013
FunkHouse9 wrote:Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.PetalMel wrote:FunkHouse9 wrote:Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."surfpirate wrote:*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
Now I have to write an actual plot?
OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
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PetalMel wrote:FunkHouse9 wrote:Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for Nautical Wheelers and they played Tin Cup Chalice, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.PetalMel wrote:FunkHouse9 wrote:Oh, just draw me yammering in the backgound while everybody else goes about their business oblivious to the fact that I'm even there. You could title this little diversion series "Art Imitates Life."surfpirate wrote:*sigh* I was going to kill your character off and move on.FunkHouse9 wrote:Obviously I've been asleep all week. I set myself up for this. Bring it on!!!
Now I have to write an actual plot?
OMG I have visions of you yammering about a pink (red?) FCM (stapler?) that was somehow misplaced. And then you will be on a beach mumbling about "Nautical Wheelers" being played to the steel drum band on the beach........
I love you