BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Tuesday, 9 April 2013
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

Those gals remind me of the two kissing my cheeks on FB. It is a relief not to think of "Funk" as a comic, even with that Leno size melon.

LOL!!!!

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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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And yet another Galaxy Quest drop!!! :D
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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:D :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:It is a relief not to think of "Funk" as a comic, even with that Leno size melon.

LOL!!!!

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I would be extremely offended by that comment if it wasn't mostly accurate. So, I'll just nod and agree. :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
like you do that...
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FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Yup. It's the little details that make this comic strip so special .......
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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surfpirate wrote:
big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"
Is that why you can go blind?
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Twenty degrees and the hockey games on...
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"
Is that why you can go blind?
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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bodypainter wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"
Is that why you can go blind?
THE VISION HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED
Are those paints edible? Please say yes and I will follow you around!!!

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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:
bodypainter wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"
Is that why you can go blind?
THE VISION HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED
Are those paints edible? Please say yes and I will follow you around!!!

No,in fact,they taste terrible.I know this because............
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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Everybody (Stupid 6 Quote Limit) wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"
Is that why you can go blind?

THE VISION HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED

Are those paints edible? Please say yes and I will follow you around!!!

No,in fact,they taste terrible.I know this because............
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BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSKKKKKKKIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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CaptainP wrote:And yet another Galaxy Quest drop!!! :D
I guess I'll have to watch it again sometime.  I've only seen it once, on video, with my girlfriend in her hotel room.  You think I was paying all that much attention to a movie?
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Re: BN Critters - April 9th, 2013

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surfpirate wrote:
big john wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:Why do my eyes look like they got bigger in that middle frame? Am I supposed to be gawking at breasts? If so, great!
Whenever I am accused of that I point out that it is merely an "appreciative glance". :pirate:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun!"

Why are boobs like the sun?

Because normally you gotta take a quick look and then turn away, but with a good pair of sunglasses, you can stare all you want!

Ba-da-bing!!! I'll be here all week, try the veal, and make sure you tip your waitress!!!
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