Holy Spicoli! The BN Critters Book is published!

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txaggirl91 wrote:I will need to make sure to pick up a signed copy on the "45 and Still Kicking A$$" tour next year. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=spank.gif]
I'm going for the "50+ and Still Kicking A#$" tour :wink:
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45? 50? Bunch of young whippersnappers.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Preview page on CreateSpace (an Amazon subsidiary).

https://www.createspace.com/4326288

I won't have the actual Amazon link until next week when we publish.
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it just seems like I had the Still Naughty at 40 tour just last year right?
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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Awesome!!
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LIPH wrote:45? 50? Bunch of young whippersnappers.
Amen to that ...... how about the "Ready To Collect Social Security Tour"? :roll:
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Meanwhile, back to the main topic of this thread ......

Congrats Bob, fantastic job!
I suspect I'll be buying multiple copies, the first of which will have a place of honor on the bar at Intemperance Island. 8)
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surfpirate wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'd like a personalized, autographed copy. How do I make that happen? I mean. Sha-Boobies. Fo shiz bitches.
Absolutely we can make that happen. I'll have to figure out the logistics when I return from vacation in a couple of weeks.

Oh! And somehow I want YOU to sign MY copy as well. (That goes for all *official strippers* and future *stripper Juana Bees*).

We'll figure it out.
Not a problem, SP.  Just PM me your credit card number, and I'll get back to you as to which flight to D.C. I'll be on..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'd like a personalized, autographed copy. How do I make that happen? I mean. Sha-Boobies. Fo shiz bitches.
Absolutely we can make that happen. I'll have to figure out the logistics when I return from vacation in a couple of weeks.

Oh! And somehow I want YOU to sign MY copy as well. (That goes for all *official strippers* and future *stripper Juana Bees*).

We'll figure it out.
Not a problem, SP.  Just PM me your credit card number, and I'll get back to you as to which flight to D.C. I'll be on..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Wow !!!!! Congratuations !!!!
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surfpirate wrote:
Bicycle Bill wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'd like a personalized, autographed copy. How do I make that happen? I mean. Sha-Boobies. Fo shiz bitches.
Absolutely we can make that happen. I'll have to figure out the logistics when I return from vacation in a couple of weeks.

Oh! And somehow I want YOU to sign MY copy as well. (That goes for all *official strippers* and future *stripper Juana Bees*).

We'll figure it out.
Not a problem, SP.  Just PM me your credit card number, and I'll get back to you as to which flight to D.C. I'll be on..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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surfpirate wrote:
Bicycle Bill wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'd like a personalized, autographed copy. How do I make that happen? I mean. Sha-Boobies. Fo shiz bitches.
Absolutely we can make that happen. I'll have to figure out the logistics when I return from vacation in a couple of weeks.

Oh! And somehow I want YOU to sign MY copy as well. (That goes for all *official strippers* and future *stripper Juana Bees*).

We'll figure it out.
Not a problem, SP.  Just PM me your credit card number, and I'll get back to you as to which flight to D.C. I'll be on..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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Umm, SP, on behalf of all of the BN Strippers, might I have a brief word with you?

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Exactly how are we supposed to remain "the most loyal readers of the comic strip" when there hasn't been a new strip printed in over two months?  Now that the book is done, can we hope for the Critters to return?  Or are you planning on hitting the daytime shows (GMA, Today, The View, Rachel Ray, Ellen, etc.) on a whirlwind book tour?

Hey!!! Now THERE'S a possibility for a story line!!  Road trip to the Windy City as Duckett et al meet Oprah after Oprah puts "Sha-boobies! and other such things" on her book club list! (Maybe you can time it so that they are there about the same time Jimmy makes his annual stop at Alpine Valley?)
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It's official. No more editing. No more rewriting. No more updates. Available NOW at this link. Available on Amazon and other fine book buying type places in 5 to 8 days. Now if you will excuse me I am going down to the Margaritaville Beach Hotel bar and celebrate with 5 to 8 drinks. ;-)

The BN Critters Collection: Sha-Boobies! and other such things
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surfpirate wrote:It's official. No more editing. No more rewriting. No more updates. Available NOW at this link. Available on Amazon and other fine book buying type places in 5 to 8 days. Now if you will excuse me I am going down to the Margaritaville Beach Hotel bar and celebrate with 5 to 8 drinks. ;-)

The BN Critters Collection: Sha-Boobies! and other such things
Way to Go !!

(Have 3 drinks for me) :wink:
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Congratulatioins!

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Guess what's now up and available on Amazon.com .... ? ;-)

Search "BN Critters" or "surfpirate" or even "Sha-Boobies".

Includes a "look inside" preview.

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$13.51 on Amazon! Free Shipping on orders over $25! (Buy two copies!) What a deal!
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