BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Wednesday, 26 March 2014
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by Bicycle Bill »

The Pirate of the Surf has experienced an awakening.
At any rate, his eye has been opened.
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by sistergoldenhair »

First, step up, plant your feet firmly, and address the ball .... Hellooooo ball!
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Good eye Bill, good eye. I missed that one !
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Carl Spackler?
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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:D :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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:) hysterical. :)
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Ummmmm-mmmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmmm, :pirate:
Who's got the rum?
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by Bicycle Bill »

***SPOILER ALERT!!!***

And after those words of guidance and encouragement, the Pirate of the Surf goes out and becomes the fourth person ever to achieve a perfect round of Putt-Putt.
http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-r ... putt-putt/


Either that or he chews up the course worse than a blind man with a weed-whacker.
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Is that first hole a ten-thousand foot crevasse ..... at the base of a glacier?
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Does that course have a windmill?

If you hit the ball into the Dalai Lama's mouth on the 18th hole, do you get a free game?
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by jbfinscj »

Come on let's get Bob to two pages! We can do it!
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by jbfinscj »

get it..."be the ball" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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I'm more concerned with the spiritual implications of getting a hole in "one".
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by jbfinscj »

alphabits wrote:I'm more concerned with the spiritual implications of getting a hole in "one".

That would certainly leave an empty void in ones soul that would be impossible to fill
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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I've noticed the author seldom participates in these "chat with the author" sessions. That leaves a hole in me
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

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bump
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Re: BN Critters - March 26th, 2014

Post by jbfinscj »

shaboobies!
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