Top Ten Rejected Buffett Song Names
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Posted By well duh
& -- on that note:
How about:
Everyboy's got opinions on the wedding...
By the light of the moon -- we're just bridesmaids for the night, by the light of the moooooon, we might look alright....(however flamboyant)...
It's just a mid-life Crime of Passion (sort of messy & old-fashioned -- oh, let's not go there)...
Smart Woman in a Real Weird Dress....
Please don't say 'We'll Plan This' if we don't mean it....
Marital Wheelers( or possibly, brokers)....
& to go on to more specific lyrics....
Stashed our trash in Ohio -- bought a new suit of clothes....(however tragically tacky)...
Hey -- interjection from the 'groom' (I'm sure a charming guy) -- never ever leave me (leave me alone, all alone & lonely?)... BUT ..If you don't want it posted -- dont' DO IT!!
(friends of the bride) Well, all you wanna do is 'LEARN HOW TO SCORE'
'I'm at a Holiday Inn full of surgeons..'
Ohio's pals: You'd better be a better grown-up than that!!!
& then we'll meet: Ohio's Own Groom (whomever he may be?)& a fearlesss man.....for notable reasons, not the least of which have to do with Ohio.
Why don't we get drunk & marry off one off one of our best friends to some unknown idiot?
Ohio's Internet pals: he'd better be great!!!!
& -- on that note:
How about:
Everyboy's got opinions on the wedding...
By the light of the moon -- we're just bridesmaids for the night, by the light of the moooooon, we might look alright....(however flamboyant)...
It's just a mid-life Crime of Passion (sort of messy & old-fashioned -- oh, let's not go there)...
Smart Woman in a Real Weird Dress....
Please don't say 'We'll Plan This' if we don't mean it....
Marital Wheelers( or possibly, brokers)....
& to go on to more specific lyrics....
Stashed our trash in Ohio -- bought a new suit of clothes....(however tragically tacky)...
Hey -- interjection from the 'groom' (I'm sure a charming guy) -- never ever leave me (leave me alone, all alone & lonely?)... BUT ..If you don't want it posted -- dont' DO IT!!
(friends of the bride) Well, all you wanna do is 'LEARN HOW TO SCORE'
'I'm at a Holiday Inn full of surgeons..'
Ohio's pals: You'd better be a better grown-up than that!!!
& then we'll meet: Ohio's Own Groom (whomever he may be?)& a fearlesss man.....for notable reasons, not the least of which have to do with Ohio.
Why don't we get drunk & marry off one off one of our best friends to some unknown idiot?
Ohio's Internet pals: he'd better be great!!!!
Posted By ohio
Lisa: just so you don't have to wait (I think WD usually cruises in here in the afternoon/evening), she's in the Houston, TX area. Massachusetts is beautiful in August, isn't it? WD/HF: oh my, LMAO. move over GA, I'm on the floor with you (need to put padding around my chair, or maybe safety rails!) yikes...
...junior mints for eceryone!
Lisa: just so you don't have to wait (I think WD usually cruises in here in the afternoon/evening), she's in the Houston, TX area. Massachusetts is beautiful in August, isn't it? WD/HF: oh my, LMAO. move over GA, I'm on the floor with you (need to put padding around my chair, or maybe safety rails!) yikes...
...junior mints for eceryone!
Posted By ohio
Lisa: just so you don't have to wait (I think WD usually cruises in here in the afternoon/evening), she's in the Houston, TX area. Massachusetts is beautiful in August, isn't it? WD/HF: oh my, LMAO. move over GA, I'm on the floor with you (need to put padding around my chair, or maybe safety rails!) yikes...
...junior mints for everyone!
Lisa: just so you don't have to wait (I think WD usually cruises in here in the afternoon/evening), she's in the Houston, TX area. Massachusetts is beautiful in August, isn't it? WD/HF: oh my, LMAO. move over GA, I'm on the floor with you (need to put padding around my chair, or maybe safety rails!) yikes...
...junior mints for everyone!
Posted By PGHPIRATE
OHIO;
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION RE: WHICH ONE IS THELMA,I CAN'T REMEMBER MYSELF FROM THE MOVIE....WAS THAT THE ONE WHO TALKED HER FRIEND INTO LEAVING HER HUSBAND? OK, SINCE I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, I GUESS I WOULD BE HER, NAVYMOM WOULD BE LOUISE. SHE'S FLYING BACK TO NEBRASKA TOO. THAT TRIP DID ME IN ESPECIALLY AFTER DRINKING IN THAT BAR IN CEDAR RAPIDS; THEY KEPT MAKING ME DRINK SHOTS OF MARGARITAVILLE TEQUILA!!!! BUT THEY HAD TONS OF JIMMY CD'S IN THE JUKEBOX.
OHIO;
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION RE: WHICH ONE IS THELMA,I CAN'T REMEMBER MYSELF FROM THE MOVIE....WAS THAT THE ONE WHO TALKED HER FRIEND INTO LEAVING HER HUSBAND? OK, SINCE I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, I GUESS I WOULD BE HER, NAVYMOM WOULD BE LOUISE. SHE'S FLYING BACK TO NEBRASKA TOO. THAT TRIP DID ME IN ESPECIALLY AFTER DRINKING IN THAT BAR IN CEDAR RAPIDS; THEY KEPT MAKING ME DRINK SHOTS OF MARGARITAVILLE TEQUILA!!!! BUT THEY HAD TONS OF JIMMY CD'S IN THE JUKEBOX.
Posted By well duh
Thanks, guys -- I was sort of kidding, since tickets are so hard to come by --
Lisa -- what a lovely offer. That's a hard time for me to get away (family birthday season), but I may check into it. Unfortunately, air schedules being what they are, last time I flew into Boston the tickets (on a business trip -- I would NEVER pay this on my own nickel) were $1600 from Houston, so that may turn out to be prohibitive, but I'll do a little investigation. (Last I checked for other destinations, that sum would be three round-trip tickets to Europe, so I fear that would be a bit frivolous -- even to see Jimmy & meet new friends -- for a weekend; I'm dying to get back to London.) But I'll keep it in mind. In any case, thank you very much for a very nice offer. You 'meet' some of the nicest people on this site, and I certainly think there'd be a pretty good gab-fest if everyone got together in person.
p.s. I'm certainly leaning toward the Iowa-fest next summer -- think that might be more in my price range
Thanks, guys -- I was sort of kidding, since tickets are so hard to come by --
Lisa -- what a lovely offer. That's a hard time for me to get away (family birthday season), but I may check into it. Unfortunately, air schedules being what they are, last time I flew into Boston the tickets (on a business trip -- I would NEVER pay this on my own nickel) were $1600 from Houston, so that may turn out to be prohibitive, but I'll do a little investigation. (Last I checked for other destinations, that sum would be three round-trip tickets to Europe, so I fear that would be a bit frivolous -- even to see Jimmy & meet new friends -- for a weekend; I'm dying to get back to London.) But I'll keep it in mind. In any case, thank you very much for a very nice offer. You 'meet' some of the nicest people on this site, and I certainly think there'd be a pretty good gab-fest if everyone got together in person.
p.s. I'm certainly leaning toward the Iowa-fest next summer -- think that might be more in my price range
Posted By Robert K. Beaton
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Posted By Mark
- butt floss in paradise!!!!(could be, bad could be good!!!)
- limberger cheese burger in paradise????(I know, that realy stinks)
- one particular bonehead
- Tampon Trauma "life in the ER"
- "my puddins putin out at put-in-bay" (borrowed that one one from Pat)
- a pirate looks at 20 (she looked 18 honest)
- spins,stalls and depends...HOLY S**T was that COOL!
- tryin to reason with the Cleveland Browns Season
- "butt stinks"
- "Chistmas in downtown Cleveland ...snow and flakes fill the air"
Merry Christmas to Parrot heads everywhere...
and goodnight Jimmy Buffett ..wherever you are..
- butt floss in paradise!!!!(could be, bad could be good!!!)
- limberger cheese burger in paradise????(I know, that realy stinks)
- one particular bonehead
- Tampon Trauma "life in the ER"
- "my puddins putin out at put-in-bay" (borrowed that one one from Pat)
- a pirate looks at 20 (she looked 18 honest)
- spins,stalls and depends...HOLY S**T was that COOL!
- tryin to reason with the Cleveland Browns Season
- "butt stinks"
- "Chistmas in downtown Cleveland ...snow and flakes fill the air"
Merry Christmas to Parrot heads everywhere...
and goodnight Jimmy Buffett ..wherever you are..