How to cure a stutter!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 9:05 am

A man walks into a bar, takes a seat on a stool near the bartender, and says, “Ga Ga Ga Ga Give MMMMMe a BA BA Ba ba beer please..”

Bartender gives the man a beer, and proclaims, “ I see that you have a terrible stuttering problem, sir. Believe it or not, I used to have the same exact problem, but I have found a cure for it!”.

The patron answers, “ha ha ha ha ha hooow di di di di did you do th th th th that?”

The bartender explains to him, I started going home everyday for lunch, and during lunch my wife give me the nastiest, dirtiest, filthiest Bl*w J*ob she could. I did that for a week straight and I was completely cured of my stuttering!

The man again answers, “ Th th th th th th Thanks, I I I I I I I will t t t t t t t try it!”

A week goes by and the same man walks back into the bar, sits on the same stool and tells the same bartender, “G Ga Ga Ga Give MMMMMe a BA Ba Ba ba beer please..”

Bartender serves the beer, and says, “I see you still have that bad stutter, did you do what I told you?”

“Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya YUP!” answered the Man.

“Didn’t Help?” replied the bartender somewhat confused…

The man answered, “Na Na Na Na Na NOPE……….Ba Ba BA Ba Ba But you, you, you sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sure have a na na na na na nice house!”

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 9:48 am

That's mint!!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 9:59 am

Not to go "THERE" SA...but i was going to put characters into it.....Zero was the bartender...and guess who was the wife?

Boy, are we in trouble...like the way i brought you into this....

Relax Dally,, just a joke!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 10:00 am

Now THAT would have been KILLER!!!!!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » April 2, 2002 10:45 am

MICHI, leave my wife out of this......

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 10:46 am

Holy Crap!!! Dally is married????

That tramp!!!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 11:15 am

I'm out of this conversation Dally!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 11:17 am

But MICHI, you know you'll get dragged in.

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 11:29 am

I enjoy the beating that is required first!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 11:30 am

Personally, I enjoy the spanking that usually comes first.

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 12:50 pm

Whack em' DALLY!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 1:11 pm

Yeah......."whack" me Dally!!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 2:02 pm

Oh,,,this is getting out of hand...she is going to be p***ed at you....Not me,,,i am innocent of all charges!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 2:06 pm

Of course you are!!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 2, 2002 2:25 pm

YEP! or i should say...Ya ya ya ya ya YEP

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 2, 2002 10:15 pm

Gagagaga good one!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 3, 2002 11:04 am

th th th th thank u

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 4, 2002 4:26 am

OOoooooh ya'll be be be better be glad I've got a ga ga ga good sense of humor

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 4, 2002 7:49 am

You've got good something Dally

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 4, 2002 10:14 pm

Don't you know it MICHI!!!!!