What was Jesus?

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » April 10, 2002 6:45 pm

Subject: Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was californian

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when she was dead, She had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 10, 2002 10:05 pm

AMEN!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » April 11, 2002 10:09 pm

TRUE!! So true!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 12, 2002 1:22 pm

That's pretty funny!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 12, 2002 3:09 pm

AMEN sister!!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 12, 2002 3:12 pm

More men-hating!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 12, 2002 9:08 pm

Boooooo!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 14, 2002 12:32 am

If you can't take the heat guys, get out of the kitchen!!!!!

NJPhinPhan · Post by **NJPhinPhan** » April 14, 2002 1:35 am

Could that be H E L L 'S kitchen Dally?

Nice one PHAW!