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Posted By Tom Ponton
A Don Ho Shirt and A Pink Libation
Copyrighted by Tom Ponton & Pat O'Leary
parody of "A White Sport Coat and A Pink Carnation"

A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
I'm at the Jimmy Buffett show
A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
I'm blocked by fins in the front row

Fruity drinks and steely drums
Look at the stage here Jimmy comes
He's getting old; he's lost his hair
But he's a multi-millionaire!

A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
I'm all messed up for the show
A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
I'm spending serious dough
A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
I don't like Barry Manilow

s*** Coronas through a lime
Chase it down with dry, red wine
Eat a burger with some cheese
By the end you'll be on your knees!

A Don Ho shirt and a pink libation
Maybe next year I won't show......
(Fade)
A White Sport Coat & A Pink Crustacean
Wasn't that an album of long ago?