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trouble dating a shirt

Posted: September 20, 2007 10:40 pm
by ormz6
What are your thoughts on dating a pair of shorts? I got some new tan cargo shorts and wore them to the Yankees game. We got to meet Ron Guidry . Ron said we look great together. I hope my other shorts aren't jealous. :lol: :D :pirate: :wench:

Re: trouble dating a shirt

Posted: September 20, 2007 11:00 pm
by ragtopW
ormz6 wrote:What are your thoughts on dating a pair of shorts? I got some new tan cargo shorts and wore them to the Yankees game. We got to meet Ron Guidry . Ron said we look great together. I hope my other shorts aren't jealous. :lol: :D :pirate: :wench:
not so much...


NOW Willie Mays?? they would be GREEN with envy 8) 8)

Posted: September 21, 2007 4:28 pm
by aeroparrot
I dated a shirt and a pair of shorts once, broke up with all of them.

Posted: September 21, 2007 11:19 pm
by ragtopW
aeroparrot wrote:I dated a shirt and a pair of shorts once, broke up with all of them.
three ways always end with one hating the other.. jealousy
comes in the color of Jade.. :lol:

Posted: September 24, 2007 1:33 pm
by Oz_79
I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!

Posted: September 24, 2007 1:40 pm
by STL PARROTHEAD
Oz_79 wrote:I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!
:lol: :o :lol:

Posted: September 24, 2007 2:04 pm
by LIPH
Oz_79 wrote:I caught my shirt sniffing my underwear last night!!!

What a weirdo!!!
Were you wearing the underwear at the time? If you were, that shirt must be a real dog.

Posted: September 24, 2007 5:56 pm
by Snowparrot
Larry, what is the story of that tattooed shirt in your latest sig line?

Posted: September 24, 2007 6:07 pm
by uscgpirate
Would anyone like to donate prizes to the US Coast Guard students of Yorktown VA? I figure we are all sea faring Parrot Heads and appreciate the Coast Guard. I am the manager of an enlisted club in VA. I'm looking for any prizes. NO CASH PLEASE!!! My golden egg would be two tickets to the Pro Bowl, but I'll take anything.

Many thanks

Angelika.I.Paul@uscg.mil :wench:

US Coast Guard

Posted: September 24, 2007 6:14 pm
by uscgpirate
Would anyone like to donate prizes to the US Coast Guard students of Yorktown VA? I figure we are all sea faring Parrot Heads and appreciate the Coast Guard. I am the manager of an enlisted club in VA. I'm looking for any prizes. NO CASH PLEASE!!! My golden egg would be two tickets to the Pro Bowl, but I'll take anything.

Many thanks

Angelika.I.Paul@uscg.mil :wench:

Posted: September 24, 2007 6:53 pm
by conched
So are these folks looking for new shirts to date?

Shirts do make nice prizes!!

Posted: September 24, 2007 6:55 pm
by uscgpirate
I would date a shirt, but I tend to drink a lot of margaritas. You have a shirt to donate? Give it to me!!!

Thanks for your reply

Posted: September 24, 2007 7:15 pm
by STL PARROTHEAD
uscgpirate wrote:I would date a shirt, but I tend to drink a lot of margaritas. You have a shirt to donate? Give it to me!!!

Thanks for your reply
so, are you afraid that the shirt would leave you if you drank too much?? I hate when that happens................. thankfully now that I'm older, it doesn't happen in public anymore :o

But once I'm home, if I drink to much it seems that my shirt always leaves me!!! and sometimes so do my pants

Posted: September 24, 2007 8:38 pm
by ragtopW
8) 8)
Two new shirts to Date..

Posted: September 24, 2007 9:01 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
thank God my shirts still love me....

Posted: September 24, 2007 10:11 pm
by Snowparrot
D onATE :roll: ?

Posted: September 24, 2007 10:44 pm
by ragtopW
Snowparrot wrote:D onATE :roll: ?
Thought I misspelled...
:lol:

Posted: September 24, 2007 10:45 pm
by ragtopW
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:thank God my shirts still love me....
one is a Mickey Mouse shirt!!!!

Posted: September 25, 2007 10:09 am
by LIPH
Snowparrot wrote:Larry, what is the story of that tattooed shirt in your latest sig line?
I was getting people (women) to sign it at the Topless Party Saturday night. The part in the picture, which you can't see very well, is where Megan wrote NICE OLD ASS and drew a mermaid with a nice rack. :lol: The shirt is the one we all got at the Frisco show in April, the Frisco Feeding Frenzy.

Posted: September 25, 2007 10:11 am
by Snowparrot
Well, that shhirt will be going on lots more dates, I'm sure. :P