Need help with dating a shirt!

[PHarmGirl]

Is it bad that my new shirt wants me to "swaller"...????


It says so right on the back...."1...2.....3...Swaller "

Was it the first date?????

[ragtopW]

Is it bad that my new shirt wants me to "swaller"...????


It says so right on the back...."1...2.....3...Swaller "

OMG!!!! SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just blew beer out my nose....

THAT is the exact Opposite of Swaller....

[Conolulu]

Is it bad that my new shirt wants me to "swaller"...????


It says so right on the back...."1...2.....3...Swaller "

Was it the first date?????

No....This particular shirt and I have been seeing one another off & on, since April......




Actually, Christine saw it first....We're such good friends, we share.

[ph4ever]

Is it bad that my new shirt wants me to "swaller"...????


It says so right on the back...."1...2.....3...Swaller "

Was it the first date?????

No....This particular shirt and I have been seeing one another off & on, since April......




Actually, Christine saw it first....We're such good friends, we share.

AT THE SAME TIME!!!??? You two are much kinkier than first thought....

[citcat]

I need a monitor squeegee with attached sponge after that.

[Big Phan]

I'm thinking about cutting them up and making a quilt out of them! That way I could still be with them..

Has anyone else done this? and any advise? Should I back up the cut out parts with some more material before I piece them together? Some of the t-shirts are old, and rather thin..

My Mom made a t-shirt quilt for my son and, yes, there's 'backing' on the t-shirts so they're not flimsy. I most definitely did not inherit the sewing gene from my Mom so I have no advice other than to check at your local JoAnn Fabrics or similar sewing store...I'm sure they can help. Good luck!!!

BTW, this thread more than meets the daily requirement of grins and laughs...keep up the good work!

[Bicycle Bill]

No....This particular shirt and I have been seeing one another off & on, since April......

Now, I could say something about Conolulu with the shirt off and on since April , but it's just too wrong.
Either that, or too easy.....

-"BB"-

[cmpete]

Quilts - like this?
http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/pho ... 0863ipFFNq
or see lots more at
http://community.webshots.com/user/cmqu ... =community (in the parrothead albumn)

The back of my latest parrothead quilt is made with leftover tropical print shirt sleeve.

Yes, I make these on commission....
Proud contributor to the thread that never dies!!

[SkoolGrl<3]

I'm kind of over it with shirts.

I went by the laundromat/drycleaner the other day, and saw someone playing matchmaker with socks. Maybe I should go that route... "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match..."

[chippewa]

Aloha shirts on the clearance rack at Kohl's

I've been enjoying a fling with the white one, but it's the gold one I could get serious with. I've never had a relationship with anything of that color before...time to step outside my comfort zone, I guess.

[ragtopW]

Aloha shirts on the clearance rack at Kohl's

I've been enjoying a fling with the white one, but it's the gold one I could get serious with. I've never had a relationship with anything of that color before...time to step outside my comfort zone, I guess.

Kohls in Boise only carrys XLTs.. no larger..

[Snowparrot]

Good thing Chippewa's not too big... not that he's in Boise, either!

[SchoolGirlHeart]

I'm considering taking up with a southern historical shirt of 1860's vintage. My current shirts are appalled and threatening to secede from my closet.....

[Snowparrot]

Isn't that shirt a little old for you?
( 150 years old?)

[SchoolGirlHeart]

Isn't that shirt a little old for you?
( 150 years old?)

Lately I've be inexplicably attracted to these very old shirts. They seem to have a lot of history behind them.

[lminor26]

Yay! My favorite thread!

Lately I have been wearing one shirt under another--two at a time. Some of my shirts won't go for it. I guess they aren't into threesomes.

[C-Dawg]

Been dating a yellow Boat Drunks T-shirt since Howie from the Boat Drunks took it off and handed it to me one night while we partied at the NEPHC...but I'm thinking I might be ordering one of these....

[Snowparrot]

I wore my new personalized SNOWPARROT shirt (with my Critterville minigolf logo on the back) to Detroit.
But I have an exta shirt I'm offering for a date (preferably a long-term relationship): it's a Critters Tour 2008 shirt, long-sleeved, dark (burgundy) red. The size is "large", but it is a Medium at most. (and I'm not ). PM me if you'r interested. I'll even measure it to make sure.

[Tropic_Al]

Aloha shirts on the clearance rack at Kohl's

I've been enjoying a fling with the white one, but it's the gold one I could get serious with. I've never had a relationship with anything of that color before...time to step outside my comfort zone, I guess.

I get some of my shirts at Kohl's too, can't beat the sales! Those shirts are a little quiet for me. I prefer a shirt a little more outgoing.

[ormz6]

I'm freezin up here in Buffalo so I'm looking for a nice warm hooded sweatshirt to date right now . probably my favorite Yankees hoodie and I can go out on the town