Hangover humor (AND free samples)

AliciaNYC · Post by **AliciaNYC** » April 22, 2002 5:58 pm

Figured there would be many here who'd appreciate this hangover humor and sample offer.

You know you need Morning Relief if…

...it's 9:45am and you've already had your morning coffee, a "heart-
attack sandwich" (bacon, egg, cheese), a quart of Gatorade, a nap
under your desk, and are deeply regretting your new tattoo (Who's
Rhonda!?!?)

...you break down into a sobbing mess on the floor because there's no
coffee left in the pot when you get to work.

...you've ever made the statement, "I just can't party like I used
to."

More signs and free samples here:
http://www.electricartists.com/morningrelief/quiz

Enjoy!
~alicia

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 23, 2002 12:12 am

I've made the statement, "I can't keep partying like this"

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 23, 2002 12:05 pm

Haven't we all????

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 23, 2002 12:06 pm

Here's one......."If you make this headache go away, I swear I'll never drink again!!"

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 23, 2002 12:33 pm

Here's a good one...Thank you God for making my toilet cold...It makes it much more comfortable to hug!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 23, 2002 12:42 pm

NICE!!!!

Here's one......."Oh thank God the floor is cold. I'll just sleep here on the bathroom floor."

terlovesjimmy · Post by **terlovesjimmy** » April 23, 2002 5:47 pm

This one happens a lot: Who ordered the pizza last night and what is this bill from Miss Cleo?

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 23, 2002 10:43 pm

Excuse me SA. . .I thought I was the only one that has ever said that!!!!!

Five-0 Fin · Post by **Five-0 Fin** » April 23, 2002 11:46 pm

I've always said, (My Wife, occassionally too!) "There ain't nothing better for Breakfast than grease and Gatorade!"
Of course, this after a night of...oh, whatever.

Let's see...

1. Denny's
2. Wag's
3. McD's (6:30-11-00 only)
4. Your local "Spoon"
5. My favorite:
2 eggs fried in nonstick pan w/butter, s&p, 2 slices of toast well buttered. Do the eggs in the same small pan, when done, cut the thing in half. One egg on a toast, the other egg on a toast.
As much as I love ONE-EYE'd sandwiches...I ain't makin'em when I'm hangin'....Enjoy!

Drink Responsibly,

Five-0 Fin

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