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Posted By phjim
Santa Mon Sing

parody of "Jolly Mon Sing", by Toby Gibson 1994

There is a tale that the Island people tell
Don't care if it is true 'cause I love it so well
Santa Mon come every Christmas with the toys.
He bring 'em for the girls He bring 'em for the Boys
Ho ho ho ho Santa Mon sing
Ho ho ho make da jingle bell ring

And they wish for him to come to the island near and far
He always found his way an' they thank their lucky star
He fill their hearts with joys, or so the story goes
They loved to see him come, they'd hate to see him go
Ho ho ho ho, Santa Mon say
Oh oh oh oh, see the children play.
Oh oh oh oh, see the children play.

He was bringing all the toys on a dark and stormy night
When he heard a cry for help, he saw a flashin' light
When he reached the other boat and offered them a hand
They said, "Give us all your toys" as the took a pirate stand
ho ho ho ho, Santa Mon sing
Ho ho ho ho, give 'em everything

"Santa Mon it's over now your toys were going to sell"
The kids will have to buy them an' we'll take your deer as well
Came along a manatee said, "Santa Mon hello!
go away you naughty pirates, My Santa, Mon let go."
Ho ho ho ho , Santa Mon Toys
Ho ho ho ho for all the girls and boys

The pirates filled with fear, by the giant manatee
They jumped into the water, they swam out in the sea
And all the Island people when they wish upon a star
Saw the manatee and Santa Mon an' know just who they are
Ho ho ho ho, Santa Mon joy
Ho ho ho ho, bring us all the Toys

Ho ho ho ho , Jolly Mon say
Ho ho ho ho , he come on Christmas day!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho Jolly Mon sing