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Post by NJPhinPhan »

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar.
One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from New Jersey.
They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking.

Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing.
But the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from New Jersey was married to an enlightened woman who had grown up in New Jersey. He sat up straight on the bar stool,
pushed out his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning.
Well, the first day I saw nothing, the second day I saw nothing, but by the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye!"....



Moral of the story:
Don't mess with New Jersey women!!!! :wink:
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Post by phjrsaunt »

:wink: back at ya goilfriend!!!! :grin:

And by the way---No, YOU ARE the funniest!!!
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Post by sailingagain »

There is so much truth in that.

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Post by Dally »

LOL. . .even though I'm from Florida, that was a good one NJ!!!!!!!! :smile:

I sure wouldn't mess with ya'll Jersey girls :grin:
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Post by sailingagain »

They could even kick YOUR butt, Dally.
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Post by ZeroDuval »

NJ, is this story related to anything we will read in your thread!
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Post by Dally »

That is exactly why I wouldn't mess with them SA!!!!! :smile: :smile:
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Post by sailingagain »

I could too, you know??

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Post by Dally »

YOU kick MY butt!!! Ha, I would love to see that happen :smile: :smile:
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