NOTE :
Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course
will accept a maximum of 6 participants each.
(SA...I have already signed you up so don't worry.
)Topic 1 :
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2
The Toilet Paper Roll : Do they grow on the holders?
Round Table discussion.
Topic 3 :
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and
avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 :
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 :
The after dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the
kitchen sink? Examples on Video
Topic 6
Loss of Identity : Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups
Topic 7 : Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right
Place instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8
HealthWatch : Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tape
Topic 9 :
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials
Topic 10 :
Men as copilots : Is It Genetically Impossible to Control Our Impulse to
Back-seat Drive? Driving Simulation including the most difficult - Sitting
Quietly as She Parallel Parks
Topic 11 :
Learning to Live : Basic Differences between Mother and Wife.
Online Class and Role Playing
Topic 12 :
How to Be the ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation exercises, meditation
and breathing techniques
Topic 13 :
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy : Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other
Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy sessions and Full Lobotomies offered.
** Upon completion of the Course diplomas will be issued to the Survivors.
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