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Posted By phjim
Eggnog
by ??? (submitted by Jeremy Birdwell)
a parody of the song "Boat Drinks"

Eggnog
best thing about christmas is eggnog
I love to put rum in my eggnog
the capatain keeps me so warm

Lately, Farms store has some good nog there
then go to the package there's rum there
mix 'em together and warm

Eighty degrees and the hockey game's on
nobody cares Lightning's way too far gone
I need eggnog this season is still going on

This mornin', I found some more rum in my freezer
gonna make Santa a pleaser
go back and read Toby's song (I seem to have fogotten what this
referred to)

Reindeer are now slow
and Santa don't know which way to go
please beam him somewhere Mr. Scott
that jolly old f--k, he just puked in my truck
I guess he just clouldn't handle that one last shot!

Oh, I Know(I know)
I shouldn't have got Santa so drunk
now christmas is gonna be real bunk
even though I live where it's warm

Eggnog
Don't ever give Santa Clause eggnog
you'll ruin the whole christmas thing

Santa's passed out on my lawn
Santa's passed out on my lawn
Santa's passed out on my LAWN!

I gotta go, with these reindeer ya know
deliver presents and bows
to all kiddies below
'cause Santa's passed out on my lawn