Women Drivers

DenverBrian · Post by **DenverBrian** » April 29, 2002 12:50 pm

Woman Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that d*mn makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the d*mn
phone......and disconnected an important call.

d*mN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 29, 2002 1:38 pm

LOL. . .I like it Brian!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 2:13 pm

Women!!!! Can't live with 'em............well, that's about it.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 29, 2002 2:17 pm

Oh no. . . .don't get me started boy!!!

Hey Brian, that was a reall phunny joke by the way. . .I mean anybody knows a man can't do all that stuff at one time

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 2:18 pm

We can do lots of things at the same time. Maybe not all of them good, but we can do them.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 29, 2002 2:30 pm

LMAO!!!! Hey, at least you're being honest

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 2:31 pm

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 29, 2002 3:08 pm

So this proves what I already knew: that women ARE the better multi-taskers!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 3:10 pm

I'll agree with that.

But who wants to do more than one thing at a time anyway?

Unless it's watching Monday night football on one screen, WWF RAW on another screen, eating pizza and drinking beer.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 29, 2002 3:12 pm

Auntie, this proves that we are in fact the better sex!!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 3:13 pm

I'm yet to meet a woman that can handle all that!!!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 29, 2002 3:22 pm

That would be my perfect date SA!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 29, 2002 3:31 pm

Maybe a little romantic Buffett playing in the background???

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 29, 2002 3:47 pm

SA and DALLY...either get a room, or go back to the other thread!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 30, 2002 10:57 am

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 30, 2002 11:31 pm

Geez MICHI. . .didn't meant to ruffle your feathers!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 1, 2002 10:35 am

Fine.....just for that, we WILL get a room.

C'mon Dally!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 1, 2002 1:37 pm

Ok. . .I'm right behind you!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 1, 2002 1:40 pm

Wow......I can't beleive that worked!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 1, 2002 1:50 pm

Why do you say it like that???