Something To Offend Darn Near Everybody

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » May 4, 2002 10:04 am

1. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

3. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speeh impediment.

4. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.

5. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

6. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*.

7. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time..."
And a southern fairy tale begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s---...."

8. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago... When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Klu KLux Klan; Today they call it the PGA Tour.

9. Why is there no Disney Land in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 4, 2002 12:18 pm

I love it!!!!!

bananaman · Post by **bananaman** » May 4, 2002 1:09 pm

Number 8 and 7.....very funny

Good stuff!!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » May 4, 2002 1:54 pm

I love 1, 6, 8, & 9.
Thanks. I needed a good laugh this morning.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » May 4, 2002 7:18 pm

Good one!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » May 4, 2002 9:15 pm

Some good ones in the PP..

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 5, 2002 12:52 am

LOL. . .that was some funny s***!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 5, 2002 12:56 pm

Watch your language "Potty Mouth"!!!!