Osama's birthday present

piratical nerves · Post by **piratical nerves** » May 9, 2002 12:43 am

Osama Bin Laden is walking around outside his cave in Afghanistan when 10 of his henchman decide to throw him a surprise birthday party. Osama is very excited when he opens his presents and he particularly excited when he opens a metal detector.

Osama decides to try it out right away and spends several hours finding nothing but land mines. Then the machine goes berserk and he starts carefully digging in that area. Much to his surprise he finds a genie lamp and when he rubs it, sure enough a genie comes out. The Genie tells him that he has 3 wishes and to use them wisely. Osama thinks about it and then tells the genie he wants to be white, uptight, and outta sight. The Genie raises his arms and POOF, he turns Osama into a tampon.....

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » May 11, 2002 2:13 pm

Good one !

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2002 3:37 pm

I feel bad for whoever would use him.