The Value of Undies

[PerfectPartner]

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have the car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with her shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to find a small group of people near their car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrasment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into its place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

[sailingagain]

That was different.